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Its not Heather Mills is it?Originally posted by FlubsterOnly the one leg then? Couldn't hop away fast enough then?
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Only the one leg then? Couldn't hop away fast enough then?Originally posted by Fleetwoodlong-legged girl
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My guess she's a moose and only wants you for the money?Originally posted by Fleetwoodquarante-et-un.
Girlfriend 28
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Back of the net...Originally posted by Fleetwoodquarante-et-un.
Girlfriend 28
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Likewise, give or take a year or two.
What happened to all those youngs boys from a few years ago, or was that us?
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Originally posted by JabberwockyI've got the body of an 18 year old stallion and the experience of a 40 year old IT professional contractor. Rugged, resilient, resplendent, I am magnificent.
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I've got the body of an 18 year old stallion and the experience of a 40 year old IT professional contractor. Rugged, resilient, resplendent, I am magnificent.
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