Reply to: i quit IT

[milanbenes]

that's the spirit Andy, unfortunately we cannot expect everybody to have a sense of humour

Milan.

[Andyw]

Why are there so many w@nkers on this forum?!?!?

Anyway, good luck with your new venture El Duder.

Go away then !

[partimer]

good luck

Well, Spriteboy has thrown in the towel. I can't believe it. If IT is too much for you then that only leaves the public sector. Failing that you can always become a politician

I'm sure you'll be back since it's the only career where you need no qualifications.
Good luck and I'm sure you pop back to give us the further adventures of Spriteboy

PS
MF is (was) the resident shop keeper. His cash isn't just from IT. He doesn't realise it but that wad of cash will disappear as soon as his kid starts growing and wants a proper education. "Edukaum, educakesum, eduKasion" - costs a bloody fortune.

[mcquiggd]

You should visit Test Please Delete..... blimey!

[wackadu]

Why are there so many w@nkers on this forum?!?!?

Anyway, good luck with your new venture El Duder.

[Joe Black]

Does anyone know the Dutch for

"I thought the last guy was bad!! But this numpty really takes the biscuit"

Ik dacht dat de vorige kerel heel onnozel was, maar het kotwijfje die nu hier is, begint mijn tepeltjes te knijpen.

No doubt my previous teacher will consider it sort of franglais, but who knows, could be a conversation starter in Am'dam.

[Andyw]

I think sasguru fell for one of those once and lost thousands !

[MarillionFan]

Damn. What a stroke of luck for me and my spare cash

Dear Friend,

I write to solicit your assistance in the execution of a transaction
of
mutual benefit.

I work for a prime bank in London UK as an independent auditor,
during
my last auditing activities I realized an unclaimed Bank Draft of
8,528,000GBP (Eight Million Five Hundred and Twenty Eight Thousand
GBP).

Further investigation on my part led to the fact that this funds
actually belong to nobody as it was originally prepared in error as
an over
draft payment for a contract executed since 1990, since that time
this
funds has been unclaimed.

With my influence I am very confident that I can present you as the
suppose beneficiary to this funds, which would be transferred to you
for
the benefit of the two of us, be rest assured that all legal
documentations would be strictly complied with making this
transaction 100% safe
and risk free.

Should you be willing to assist me in this transaction, so I can
further inform you on how we intend to carry out this transaction,
the funds
shall be shared 70/30 between the two of us at the completion of this
transaction.

I await your urgent response,

Regards,
Donald Banks

[Andyw]

its true.

i leave holland in 3 weeks.

i am not going back to trawling through jobserve.

i quit IT. i am no longer seeking IT monkey work.

i leave with 30k in the bank. a girl. a 2 week holiday in the sun. no debt or loans. a new business in my backpocket. a cash-in-hand job labouring for a for 2 months before my new business kicks off.

bye bye IT

i leave holland in 3 weeks. - thrown out and told never to return
i am not going back to trawling through jobserve. - they all know I cant do IT
i leave with 30k in the bank. - could have had 60k if I havent spunked it on prossies

a new business in my backpocket - rent boy
a cash-in-hand job labouring for a for 2 months - I mean for life....

[MarillionFan]

I lied. It wasnt a new car. It was 12 months old. I'm not stupid, buy a new car waddya think I am made of money!

I was think I might go from Poacher to Gamekeeper as I have enough cash to bank roll a few contractors. All I need now is someone with thick skin to coldcall for me. Syed or Milan ought to do the trick.

[Pondlife]

Does anyone know the Dutch for

"I thought the last guy was bad!! But this numpty really takes the biscuit"

[el duder]

hey Andyw.

i like you, actually i think u could be a good replacement for me when i leave in 3 weeks time.

you have defo got some good potential as Mr Sprite Jnr.

What u reckon lads?

[Andyw]

Hey I am thick as a plank...thats why I work in IT !

If i'd have paid any attention at school (rather than going out shaggin) then I may have taken some o levels and a levels and got a real job with prospects !

[Andyw]

Snigger !

[sasguru]

Now lets think about this sentence for a moment. 105k is not that much whether you have it or not ? surely it will be a lot less if you dont have it ? and surely it's a lot to people that dont have it.

Not for nothing have you won the CUK Thick As A Plank (TAAP) award, eh?