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  • speling bee
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    ??

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I don't need Febreze or Brillo. I'm not going to be there; I'll be hiding in AndyW's crotchless knickers playing with his mum.
    FTFY

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I don't need Febreze or Brillo. I'm not going to be there; I'll be hiding in AndyW's mum's house playing with her crotchless knickers.
    FTFY

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I certainly meant that no-one else wants not handle him.

    And when is Churchill vs Old Hack? Or are they just going to shout obsceities at each other and pretend they are tough?
    They're going to have a pole choking contest on AussieLong.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    He's certainly a , if that's what you mean.
    I certainly meant that no-one else wants not handle him.

    And when is Churchill vs Old Hack? Or are they just going to shout obsceities at each other and pretend they are tough?

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I've heard MF can handle himself pretty well - just as well really.
    He's certainly a , if that's what you mean.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    That's the kind of fighting talk we like. But don't peak too early as Wetherspoons now have a 'barred from one, barred from all' policy. Although they do appear to have forgotten about that little misunderstanding at the Tollgate by Turnpike Lane tube.

    And you've got Brillo, so use him wisely.
    I will poo myself. I suppose the smell might put the opposition. I've heard MF can handle himself pretty well - just as well really.

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I don't need Febreze or Brillo. I can take you all on my own armed only with a Rampant Rabbit & some crotchless knickers.
    That's the kind of fighting talk we like. But don't peak too early as Wetherspoons now have a 'barred from one, barred from all' policy. Although they do appear to have forgotten about that little misunderstanding at the Tollgate by Turnpike Lane tube.

    And you've got Brillo, so use him wisely.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    Team 1: MUN + full medieval weaponry and armour, Spartan, FaQQer, Pogle + piggies, HyperD + kitties, Testmangler, mudskipper + mobility aids, anyone else who's wandering by and fancies putting a boot it.
    Team 2: MF + Febreze, Brillo + Marital Aids.

    Five Times to fight Team 1 afterwards.

    You know where. 3:00 p.m. today.

    Report in afterwards please.

    I don't need Febreze or Brillo. I can take you all on my own armed only with a Rampant Rabbit & some crotchless knickers.

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  • speling bee
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    Team 1: MUN + full medieval weaponry and armour, Spartan, FaQQer, Pogle + piggies, HyperD + kitties, Testmangler, mudskipper + mobility aids, anyone else who's wandering by and fancies putting a boot it.
    Team 2: MF + Febreze, Brillo + Marital Aids.

    Five Times to fight Team 1 afterwards.

    You know where. 3:00 p.m. today.

    Report in afterwards please.

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Do we have to dress as gladiators?
    Optional

    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What tools are we allowed to bring? Radiator keys? Chutney spoons?
    I thought you were bringing MF.

    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Will spectator seating be on DFS sofas?
    It hasn't arrived yet.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    OK. We're getting warmed up. Nominations will close at 11:00 a.m. so that those of you who haven't started can get tanked up at: The Carnival Inn, Bridgwater | Our Pubs | J D Wetherspoon
    Do we have to dress as gladiators?

    What tools are we allowed to bring? Radiator keys? Chutney spoons?

    Will spectator seating be on DFS sofas?

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    OK. We're getting warmed up. Nominations will close at 11:00 a.m. so that those of you who haven't started can get tanked up at: The Carnival Inn, Bridgwater | Our Pubs | J D Wetherspoon

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    So did I!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    Too much?
    Too true......

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