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FTFYOriginally posted by d000hg View PostI don't need Febreze or Brillo. I'm not going to be there; I'll be hiding in AndyW's crotchless knickers playing with his mum.
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They're going to have a pole choking contest on AussieLong.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI certainly meant that no-one else wants not handle him.
And when is Churchill vs Old Hack? Or are they just going to shout obsceities at each other and pretend they are tough?
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He's certainly aOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI've heard MF can handle himself pretty well - just as well really.
, if that's what you mean.
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I will poo myself. I suppose the smell might put the opposition. I've heard MF can handle himself pretty well - just as well really.Originally posted by speling bee View PostThat's the kind of fighting talk we like. But don't peak too early as Wetherspoons now have a 'barred from one, barred from all' policy. Although they do appear to have forgotten about that little misunderstanding at the Tollgate by Turnpike Lane tube.
And you've got Brillo, so use him wisely.
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That's the kind of fighting talk we like. But don't peak too early as Wetherspoons now have a 'barred from one, barred from all' policy. Although they do appear to have forgotten about that little misunderstanding at the Tollgate by Turnpike Lane tube.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI don't need Febreze or Brillo. I can take you all on my own armed only with a Rampant Rabbit & some crotchless knickers.
And you've got Brillo, so use him wisely.
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Originally posted by speling bee View PostTeam 1: MUN + full medieval weaponry and armour, Spartan, FaQQer, Pogle + piggies, HyperD + kitties, Testmangler, mudskipper + mobility aids, anyone else who's wandering by and fancies putting a boot it.
Team 2: MF + Febreze, Brillo + Marital Aids.
Five Times to fight Team 1 afterwards.
You know where. 3:00 p.m. today.
Report in afterwards please.
I don't need Febreze or Brillo. I can take you all on my own armed only with a Rampant Rabbit & some crotchless knickers.
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Team 1: MUN + full medieval weaponry and armour, Spartan, FaQQer, Pogle + piggies, HyperD + kitties, Testmangler, mudskipper + mobility aids, anyone else who's wandering by and fancies putting a boot it.
Team 2: MF + Febreze, Brillo + Marital Aids.
Five Times to fight Team 1 afterwards.
You know where. 3:00 p.m. today.
Report in afterwards please.
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OptionalOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostDo we have to dress as gladiators?
I thought you were bringing MF.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat tools are we allowed to bring? Radiator keys? Chutney spoons?
It hasn't arrived yet.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWill spectator seating be on DFS sofas?
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Do we have to dress as gladiators?Originally posted by speling bee View PostOK. We're getting warmed up. Nominations will close at 11:00 a.m. so that those of you who haven't started can get tanked up at: The Carnival Inn, Bridgwater | Our Pubs | J D Wetherspoon
What tools are we allowed to bring? Radiator keys? Chutney spoons?
Will spectator seating be on DFS sofas?
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OK. We're getting warmed up. Nominations will close at 11:00 a.m. so that those of you who haven't started can get tanked up at: The Carnival Inn, Bridgwater | Our Pubs | J D WetherspoonOriginally posted by mudskipper View Post
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So did I!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAt the end of that one, I saw this one.
Ukraine Got Talent - The world's best pole dancer - Anastasia Sokolova - YouTube
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