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Previously on "Now I know how Mrs V feels all the time. Beind with a hunk like me."
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAnd would you be commenting similarly if the husband had got a 21 year old girlfriend?bit of a minger
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostShe looks alright to be fair mind. I would.
Got a friend of a friend like this. Shes 40, bit of a minger to be honest, no money, bit annoying. Split from husband and now got a boyfriend of 21 - good looking fella.
He must be getting something out of the deal. She must do some good tricks in bed I reckon. In fact, she'd have to do every trick in the box from page 1 to the end even for me to bother with her.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhy is he wearing a suit? Is he about to stand trial?
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She looks alright to be fair mind. I would.
Got a friend of a friend like this. Shes 40, bit of a minger to be honest, no money, bit annoying. Split from husband and now got a boyfriend of 21 - good looking fella.
He must be getting something out of the deal. She must do some good tricks in bed I reckon. In fact, she'd have to do every trick in the box from page 1 to the end even for me to bother with her.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou're an ageing, hygiene-challenged IT geek, with a comb-over, a paunch and sandals, aren't you? And a Marillion T-shirt.
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Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View PostNo, with desire for my genetic material.
To be fair, she wouldn't really combust because her underpants would likely be damp enough to suppress any flames. Not because she pissed herself laughing either.
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Originally posted by MyUserName View PostWith laughter?
To be fair, she wouldn't really combust because her underpants would likely be damp enough to suppress any flames. Not because she pissed herself laughing either.
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Being a fat bald munter, I have the same sort of complex about SY02 who is stunning.
Ho hum.
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Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View PostWow. He just looks like some random bloke.
If she went out with me she'd probably spontaneously combust
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