Reply to: Now I know how Mrs V feels all the time. Beind with a hunk like me.

[psychocandy]

And would you be commenting similarly if the husband had got a 21 year old girlfriend?

Probably money in that case or a huge willy.

[vetran]

Are you saying she's a bit of a porker?

good $Deity no. I'm fat & ugly as F*** and she is pretty gorgeous.

[doodab]

(by the way for those that have met me you know Mrs V is punching well BELOW her weight).

Are you saying she's a bit of a porker?

[vetran]

If the husband was a munter too?

ftfy

[SpontaneousOrder]

And would you be commenting similarly if the husband had got a 21 year old girlfriend?

If the husband was

bit of a minger

too?

[mudskipper]

She looks alright to be fair mind. I would.

Got a friend of a friend like this. Shes 40, bit of a minger to be honest, no money, bit annoying. Split from husband and now got a boyfriend of 21 - good looking fella.

He must be getting something out of the deal. She must do some good tricks in bed I reckon. In fact, she'd have to do every trick in the box from page 1 to the end even for me to bother with her.

And would you be commenting similarly if the husband had got a 21 year old girlfriend?

[SpontaneousOrder]

Why is he wearing a suit? Is he about to stand trial?

And if he's going to wear a suit jacket for photos he should have worn one that fitted him. His jacket sleeves are too long.

[BrilloPad]

Why is he wearing a suit? Is he about to stand trial?

[psychocandy]

She looks alright to be fair mind. I would.

Got a friend of a friend like this. Shes 40, bit of a minger to be honest, no money, bit annoying. Split from husband and now got a boyfriend of 21 - good looking fella.

He must be getting something out of the deal. She must do some good tricks in bed I reckon. In fact, she'd have to do every trick in the box from page 1 to the end even for me to bother with her.

[mudskipper]

You're an ageing, hygiene-challenged IT geek, with a comb-over, a paunch and sandals, aren't you? And a Marillion T-shirt.

FTFY

[sasguru]

No, with desire for my genetic material.
To be fair, she wouldn't really combust because her underpants would likely be damp enough to suppress any flames. Not because she pissed herself laughing either.

You're an ageing, hygiene-challenged IT geek, with a comb-over, a paunch and sandals, aren't you? And a Metallica T-shirt.

[vetran]

With laughter?

hopefully she would be too polite to do that but she might when he removed his pants.

[SpontaneousOrder]

With laughter?

No, with desire for my genetic material.
To be fair, she wouldn't really combust because her underpants would likely be damp enough to suppress any flames. Not because she pissed herself laughing either.

[suityou01]

Being a fat bald munter, I have the same sort of complex about SY02 who is stunning.

Ho hum.

[MyUserName]

Wow. He just looks like some random bloke.
If she went out with me she'd probably spontaneously combust

With laughter?