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  • oraclesmith
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    Originally posted by AtW
    How ironic this is ...

    To save you some time - SKA is a codename for special smell formulae that I have been working on for some time. Basically this smell makes women love you physically no matter how ugly you look like.

    Ah I get it. This stuff you've invented smells of tenors. Or maybe it's tenners ?

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
    Good idea, lets sing a song.

    I'll start:

    'Twas on the good ship venus
    Excuse me Signor Pirata,

    perhaps you are referring to the Gioconda Act 4 where my lady-friend Maria Callas was in:

    "La barca s'avvicina... i miei compagni
    vi condurran prima dell'alba al lido
    dei Tre Porti... lesti
    verso Aquileia drizzerete il volo,
    e di là poco lunge il sol d'Illiria
    vi splenderà liberamente in viso.
    Ecco la barca...
    addio ..."

    However, I would strongly recommend you to start with something easier.

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  • CaribbeanPirate
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    Good idea, lets sing a song.

    I'll start:

    'Twas on the good ship venus

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  • Francko
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    I think it's time to sing...

    Adeste, fideles, laeti triumphantes; Venite, venite in Bethlehem

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Diestl
    The excellent search system on this forum only allows keywords with > 3 characters
    How ironic this is ...

    To save you some time - SKA is a codename for special smell formulae that I have been working on for some time. Basically this smell makes women love you physically no matter how ugly you look like.
    Last edited by AtW; 27 August 2006, 13:41.

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  • Diestl
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    Originally posted by Mordac
    We could tell you, but then we'd have to shoot you. (Clue - see that button which says "search"...)
    The excellent search system on this forum only allows keywords with > 3 characters, so why don't you tell me or I will be forced to start a new thread everyday until im told.

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  • CaribbeanPirate
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    I am soooooo fed up with the rubish about IR35/PCG.

    Hasn't anyone got any more stuff like that striptease magician?

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Diestl
    WTF is SKA?
    We could tell you, but then we'd have to shoot you. (Clue - see that button which says "search"...)

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  • Diestl
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    WTF is SKA?

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  • mcquiggd
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    P.s Alexei, it's the moustache that gets the women's juices flowing..... or SKA...

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  • mcquiggd
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    And 0xDEADBEEF!

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  • AtW
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    I legally changed my name to 0xDEADBEEF - chicks love it...

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  • mcquiggd
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    And Alexei!

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  • AtW
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    Good I don't hear my name here...

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  • malvolio
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    And PCG... D'oh!

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