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To save you some time - SKA is a codename for special smell formulae that I have been working on for some time. Basically this smell makes women love you physically no matter how ugly you look like.
Ah I get it. This stuff you've invented smells of tenors. Or maybe it's tenners ?
perhaps you are referring to the Gioconda Act 4 where my lady-friend Maria Callas was in:
"La barca s'avvicina... i miei compagni
vi condurran prima dell'alba al lido
dei Tre Porti... lesti
verso Aquileia drizzerete il volo,
e di là poco lunge il sol d'Illiria
vi splenderà liberamente in viso.
Ecco la barca...
addio ..."
However, I would strongly recommend you to start with something easier.
The excellent search system on this forum only allows keywords with > 3 characters
How ironic this is ...
To save you some time - SKA is a codename for special smell formulae that I have been working on for some time. Basically this smell makes women love you physically no matter how ugly you look like.
We could tell you, but then we'd have to shoot you. (Clue - see that button which says "search"...)
The excellent search system on this forum only allows keywords with > 3 characters, so why don't you tell me or I will be forced to start a new thread everyday until im told.
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