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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post
    Please tell me no-one's shut the gate back to Accounting and Legal
    *BANG*

    Bag that one Jeeves, I just winged her.
    Oh and tell Igor he has some more work to do.
    Last edited by MyUserName; 4 April 2014, 12:54.

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  • LisaContractorUmbrella
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    You should see the state of the Brolly operators in his cellar.
    Please tell me no-one's shut the gate back to Accounting and Legal

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post
    and a bit
    You should see the state of the Brolly operators in his cellar.

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  • LisaContractorUmbrella
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    Secret stash? Mine are hung on the living room wall! Although there are some that aren't quite dead yet.
    and a bit

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post
    No but you could be looking at CGT on asset disposal when your shotguns were sold CG76905 - Wasting assets: shotguns after your secret stash of dead accountants was found

    HTH
    Alas my shot guns are more Holland and Barrett rather than Holland and Holland

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post
    No but you could be looking at CGT on asset disposal when your shotguns were sold CG76905 - Wasting assets: shotguns after your secret stash of dead accountants was found

    HTH
    Secret stash? Mine are hung on the living room wall! Although there are some that aren't quite dead yet.

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  • LisaContractorUmbrella
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Are the shotgun shells tax deductible?
    No but you could be looking at CGT on asset disposal when your shotguns were sold CG76905 - Wasting assets: shotguns after your secret stash of dead accountants was found

    HTH

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Move to Legal & Accounting?
    Bugger off I saw them in general so it still counts!

    Jeeves, tell my gamekeeper to load the shotgun and hand it back to me!

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
    Have you asked your accoun... oh, too late.
    Move to Legal & Accounting?

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  • Ticktock
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Are the shotgun shells tax deductible?
    Have you asked your accoun... oh, too late.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    That means it's open season!!!

    *picks up shotgun*
    Are the shotgun shells tax deductible?

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  • tractor
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    ...

    My dog can't use the iPhone cos there's no paws button

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Oi Mods! Someone's left the gate open and all the accountants have escaped into General.
    That means it's open season!!!

    *picks up shotgun*

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  • Pondlife
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    Oi Mods! Someone's left the gate open and all the accountants have escaped into General.

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  • Clare@InTouch
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    And there goes my afternoon......

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