Reply to: If dogs could text

[MyUserName]

Please tell me no-one's shut the gate back to Accounting and Legal

*BANG*

Bag that one Jeeves, I just winged her.
Oh and tell Igor he has some more work to do.

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

You should see the state of the Brolly operators in his cellar.

Please tell me no-one's shut the gate back to Accounting and Legal

[Old Greg]

and a bit

You should see the state of the Brolly operators in his cellar.

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

Secret stash? Mine are hung on the living room wall! Although there are some that aren't quite dead yet.

and a bit

[SimonMac]

No but you could be looking at CGT on asset disposal when your shotguns were sold CG76905 - Wasting assets: shotguns after your secret stash of dead accountants was found

HTH

Alas my shot guns are more Holland and Barrett rather than Holland and Holland

[MyUserName]

No but you could be looking at CGT on asset disposal when your shotguns were sold CG76905 - Wasting assets: shotguns after your secret stash of dead accountants was found

HTH

Secret stash? Mine are hung on the living room wall! Although there are some that aren't quite dead yet.

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

Are the shotgun shells tax deductible?

No but you could be looking at CGT on asset disposal when your shotguns were sold CG76905 - Wasting assets: shotguns after your secret stash of dead accountants was found

HTH

[MyUserName]

Move to Legal & Accounting?

Bugger off I saw them in general so it still counts!

Jeeves, tell my gamekeeper to load the shotgun and hand it back to me!

[SimonMac]

Have you asked your accoun... oh, too late.

Move to Legal & Accounting?

[Ticktock]

Are the shotgun shells tax deductible?

Have you asked your accoun... oh, too late.

[SimonMac]

That means it's open season!!!

*picks up shotgun*

Are the shotgun shells tax deductible?

[tractor]

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My dog can't use the iPhone cos there's no paws button

[MyUserName]

Oi Mods! Someone's left the gate open and all the accountants have escaped into General.

That means it's open season!!!

*picks up shotgun*

[Pondlife]

Oi Mods! Someone's left the gate open and all the accountants have escaped into General.

[Clare@InTouch]

And there goes my afternoon......