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Go back to pretending you've got a job, fantasy ****** !!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostUse of the word 'Friend' = Not true story.
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Use of the word 'Friend' = Not true story.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostTrue story !! A friend of mine (who's from Yorkshire) worked in and lived in a little steel village in South Wales in the early 70's and when he moved he was 'shunned' to say the least. Someone told him to learn a bit of welsh and greet the locals in their native tongue. One Sunday morning, he was out walking his dog when he walks past a car, up on ramps, with overalled legs sticking out from underneath. He shouted a hearty greeting in welsh, to be met by a loud gruff scots accent from under the car, saying "F**k off you welsh c**t" !
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True story !! A friend of mine (who's from Yorkshire) worked in and lived in a little steel village in South Wales in the early 70's and when he moved he was 'shunned' to say the least. Someone told him to learn a bit of welsh and greet the locals in their native tongue. One Sunday morning, he was out walking his dog when he walks past a car, up on ramps, with overalled legs sticking out from underneath. He shouted a hearty greeting in welsh, to be met by a loud gruff scots accent from under the car, saying "F**k off you welsh c**t" !Originally posted by alluvial View PostTry being an Englishman working in Wales, then you'll know what funny looks are.
Anyway, good result, definitely calls for a few bananas:




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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI give it three days before the "has anyone else noticed the trend that companies..." thread starts in Business/Contracts.

Three days! Fully expect to be moaning about new client by lunchtime on monday!
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Thanks for reminding us!Originally posted by psychocandy View PostOr welshman working in England (especially when we lost the last 6N match).
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I give it three days before the "has anyone else noticed the trend that companies..." thread starts in Business/Contracts.
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Or welshman working in England (especially when we lost the last 6N match).Originally posted by alluvial View PostTry being an Englishman working in Wales, then you'll know what funny looks are.
Anyway, good result, definitely calls for a few bananas:




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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostFTFY. :-)
I look more Mexican than Welsh, hence I tend not to speak lol
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FTFY. :-)Originally posted by The Spartan View PostTo be fair I've never experienced that, but then it could be because I'm really Welsh looking so people tend to not light my fuse
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