Reply to: Is it wrong to giggle at this?

[mudskipper]

Bloke is on 'holiday hitsquad' - he's been told he should have it amputated.


Edit: Oops - Might be a different bloke - I'm only half watching!

[doodab]

I think he should do that again. And again, and repeat until the human race is forever relieved of his DNA. Wot a cretin.

Made me laugh though. It would have been brilliant if the ice had cracked at the end.

[mudskipper]

I don't think those boner lengthening potions really work

That made me giggle.

[Mich the Tester]

I think he should do that again. And again, and repeat until the human race is forever relieved of his DNA. Wot a cretin.

[KentPhilip]

[Mich the Tester]

Beans, beans, good for your heart, the more you eat the bigger your knob gets....

Will any brand do or does it have to be Heinz?

No sir, you stick it in Yuman Beans!

[doodab]

Beans; that's the only potion that works.

Stick it in beans every day.

Beans, beans, good for your heart, the more you eat the bigger your knob gets....

Will any brand do or does it have to be Heinz?

[Mich the Tester]

I don't think those boner lengthening potions really work

Beans; that's the only potion that works.

Stick it in beans every day.

[doodab]

Indeed, it's a problem as long as he can't work, but he lives in Britain, where that therapy for lengthening bones has been developed, and after a couple of years he will probably be back at work, if that's what he wants.

I don't think those boner lengthening potions really work

[Mich the Tester]

Well he has one leg two inches shorter than the other which sounds like a pretty serious handicap for someone who's up and down ladders all day and can't be good for general mobility. I'd sue the arse off them if it were me.

And worse than that I clicked on the mail link and poisoned my brain with crap. ****buggers.

Indeed, it's a problem as long as he can't work, but he lives in Britain, where that therapy for lengthening bones has been developed, and after a couple of years he will probably be back at work, if that's what he wants.

[Ticktock]

Well he has one leg two inches shorter than the other

It's not that bad - his body will compensate for that. Already, it's adjusted so that he now also has one leg longer than the other.

[doodab]

Maybe a little unfair yes, but having broken a fair few bones before, including a couple that needed surgery, I'll tell you something. They usually heal and after a couple of weeks of painkillers you get on with life as best as you can, including sex. Just try to avoid breaking your spine; that's a really tough one to repair. This guy's milking it for maximum compensation. I mean look at this;

Well he has one leg two inches shorter than the other which sounds like a pretty serious handicap for someone who's up and down ladders all day and can't be good for general mobility. I'd sue the arse off them if it were me.

And worse than that I clicked on the mail link and poisoned my brain with crap. ****buggers.

[d000hg]

The video was a bit tulip. He just stood up and pushed his hair / water out of his eyes. No collapsing, no screaming in pain.

Yeah - I couldn't see anything happen in the video at all. Mine is better

Bit I did spot why the Mail wrote the article:

the window fitter has been told he will never work again.

Just another benefits story.

[DodgyAgent]

Bone-crunching moment father-of-two ploughs into a swimming pool wall and breaks his leg in six places as he skids off the end of treacherous Turkish waterslide | Mail Online

Depends on what his house is worth.

[Mich the Tester]

Yes. The only funny bit is the Mail's trademark 'glum' photo.

Maybe a little unfair yes, but having broken a fair few bones before, including a couple that needed surgery, I'll tell you something. They usually heal and after a couple of weeks of painkillers you get on with life as best as you can, including sex. Just try to avoid breaking your spine; that's a really tough one to repair. This guy's milking it for maximum compensation. I mean look at this;

'I am now a recluse but First Choice couldn’t care less,' he said.

'I have no life anymore, I can’t go out, get dressed, socialise nothing. It’s just like being in purgatory but with added pain. I don’t want anyone else to go through this hell.'

'The holiday company have robbed me of my kids childhoods,' he said.

'I don’t have a sex life anymore and my girlfriend has to work as my virtual career administering antibiotic and washing me. Its demeaning