Reply to: Lost property

[TykeMerc]

Have they turned up yet?

Find Lord Lucan running beach pony rides with Shergar and you will find those.

[mudskipper]

Probably in the same place as Brillo's marbles and Suity's MTFU.

Have they turned up yet?

[mudskipper]

Where's the stolen by pikeys for scrap metal option ~

Stek's garage?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Where's the stolen by pikeys for scrap metal option ~

[MicrosoftBob]

Where's the stolen by pikeys for scrap metal option ~

[Peoplesoft bloke]

And...



Why do we bother with airport security if you can board a plane with a stolen passport?


BBC News - Missing Malaysia plane: 'Oil slick seen'

Most airport "security" and passport control is a job creation scheme and a sham to pretend to thick people that they are safer. Bad people will always do bad stuff, no matter how much the rest of us are made to suffer the indignities of airport "security"

[vetran]

you need to add shot down by mistake, by the merkins.

[Dallas]

they are all out filming the next series of Lost - we'll get to them in about 12 weeks ....

seriously though

WTF


Have the americans not kicked up a stink yet, Jack Bauer is filming in London, send him over.

[Mich the Tester]

I think we need a pole...

Good idea; poke around in the water until you find a large aeroplane shaped object.

[MyUserName]

I think we need a poll...

Are you going to climb it for a better view?

[mudskipper]

I think we need a poll...

[greenlake]

Why do we bother with airport security if you can board a plane with a stolen passport?

Because you can....

One European security official said it wasn't uncommon for passengers to board flights using stolen passports.

Stolen Passports Surface as Hunt Narrows for Malaysian Jet - WSJ.com

[mudskipper]

And...

"It has been reported that two passengers who were listed on the plane's manifest - an Italian and an Austrian - were not actually on the flight.

They both reportedly had their passports stolen in Thailand"


Why do we bother with airport security if you can board a plane with a stolen passport?


BBC News - Missing Malaysia plane: 'Oil slick seen'

[mudskipper]

I thought they found an oil slick?

Anyway most likely the North Koreans shot it down.

Terrorism is the first thing that springs to mind, but normally someone would be claiming it by now.

Oil slick stuff seems at best uncertain.

"A Vietnamese search plane saw two possible oil slicks in the area, although there was no confirmation they were related to the disappearance."

[BrilloPad]

I thought they found an oil slick?

Anyway most likely the North Koreans shot it down.