Reply to: Investments

[Phoenix]

AtW does that to me as well!

[milanbenes]

good, that's what we need to put these products of the current regime in their place and knock a bit of sense into their politically correct upbringings

listening to the nonsense from this lot gives me indigestion !

Milan.

[shaunbhoy]

Bratvurst land eh? Whereabouts?
Spent a couple of years there myself in the early 80s. Near Dusseldorf.
Just the 5 kids for me, and I have had the Op so that's me finished refreshing the gene pool.
The Warrior is fine thanks, and ideal for breezing around Devon & Cornwall in my current maintenance role thanks for asking.
I will probably be around the forum a bit more for the next week or two covering holiday commitments, but after that I will be back out on the open road as much as possible. I will try and create a bit of mayhem before I depart however.............just for old times sake!

[milanbenes]

no not at the moment,

in bratvurst land earning some mortgage tokens
these days

how many kids you got now, 6 at the last count wasn't it ?

you still driving that noddy 4x4 Mitsubishi Warrior or whatever it was ?

you presence is missed around the, the current incumbents don't have the
same energy, enthusiasm and creativity to continue the lively humorous forum that we used to enjoy

Milan.

[shaunbhoy]

Not too bad thanks milan. Stuck in the office for a few days so amusing myself on the net. Still in Prague?

[milanbenes]

Hello Shaun,

how are you ?

Long time no see.

Milan.

[shaunbhoy]

Let's face it sb, you're an ignorant fu*kwit.

An illegitimate w*nker, brought up on social in a maelstrom of rancour. You're a faker, a chancer, a barrow boy dancer; your life in the gutter is all knobs and butter. You're a sh*t, a tu*d, who spouts the absurd; you're that great fruit and veg man, Shaunbhoy the nerd.

Ooooooohhhhhh! Touch a nerve did I Jabber? Where did you plagiarise that little ditty from, or is it what your mother used to rock you to sleep with?

[mcquiggd]

Yes yes, but what about John Reid sorting out immigration?

[Jabberwocky]

Let's face it sb, you're an ignorant fu*kwit.

An illegitimate w*nker, brought up on social in a maelstrom of rancour. You're a faker, a chancer, a barrow boy dancer; your life in the gutter is all knobs and butter. You're a sh*t, a tu*d, who spouts the absurd; you're that great fruit and veg man, Shaunbhoy the nerd.

[shaunbhoy]

Yes, but only when giving pork sausage to the ladies.

Yeah, like THAT ever happens..........when you are awake at least. Rumour has it you have a face like the north end of a southbound Yak Jabber. Couple that with your "special needs" intellect and it becomes apparent that the only exercise your pork sausage gets is in manual mode!

[Jabberwocky]

The Lord calls his disciples to serve God and neighbor with generosity and joy. Do you find joy in giving freely to others?

Yes, but only when giving pork sausage to the ladies.

[Jesus]

The Laborers in the Vineyard

Scripture: Matthew 20:1-16
"For the kingdom of heaven is like a householder who went out early in the morning to hire laborers for his vineyard. After agreeing with the laborers for a denarius a day, he sent them into his vineyard. And going out about the third hour he saw others standing idle in the market place; and to them he said, `You go into the vineyard too, and whatever is right I will give you.' So they went. Going out again about the sixth hour and the ninth hour, he did the same. And about the eleventh hour he went out and found others standing; and he said to them, `Why do you stand here idle all day?' They said to him, `Because no one has hired us.' He said to them, `You go into the vineyard too.' And when evening came, the owner of the vineyard said to his steward, `Call the laborers and pay them their wages, beginning with the last, up to the first.' And when those hired about the eleventh hour came, each of them received a denarius. Now when the first came, they thought they would receive more; but each of them also received a denarius. And on receiving it they grumbled at the householder, saying, `These last worked only one hour, and you have made them equal to us who have borne the burden of the day and the scorching heat.' But he replied to one of them, `Friend, I am doing you no wrong; did you not agree with me for a denarius? Take what belongs to you, and go; I choose to give to this last as I give to you. Am I not allowed to do what I choose with what belongs to me? Or do you begrudge my generosity?' So the last will be first, and the first last."


The Lord calls his disciples to serve God and neighbor with generosity and joy. Do you find joy in giving freely to others?

"Lord, may I serve you and my neighbor with a glad and generous heart, not looking for how much I can get but rather looking for how much I can give."



Amen

[Jabberwocky]

Is a man with two fish, better than a man without fish?

Yes, but not as good as a man with a couple of crates of bubbly.

[BlasterBates]

GAZPROM....

[Jesus]

Is a man with two fish, better than a man without fish?