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Previously on "Have you got a bull*** detector ?"

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  • BrilloPad
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    I worked with someone who was known for spouing nonsense.

    One day his boss whipped out a copy of "the bluffers guide to computing". Opened it up. Read a little. Then shouted "now I know what you are on about".

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  • d000hg
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    If someone has one, can we run it against MF's posts?

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  • d000hg
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    I was just going to start this thread, you beat me to it

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  • Bellona
    started a topic Have you got a bull*** detector ?

    Have you got a bull*** detector ?

    If not, get one here

    The Universal Bulltulip Detector Watch™


    I would heed the caution notice though
    We are not responsible for the results of your use of the Universal Bulltulip Detector Watch™ whether due to your courage or lack of good judgment. Use of the Universal Bulltulip Detector Watch™ may seem endlessly warranted. However, relationships may be adversely and possibly permanently affected.
    Many years ago my colleagues and I placed a remote one in a plant pot in a break out area near us, and set it off 5 minutes after anyone started a meeting " Warning, Warning, bulltulip Alert"........

    Had to remove it after three meetings before someone found it, and all deny hearing any " strange announcements"

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