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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
    Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?
    I guess someone drove an Audi through a puddle and drenched you on your way to work this morning and you didn't have any spare Huggies to change into.


    Perhaps you didn't see the sarcasm in my words.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
    I guess someone drove an Audi through a puddle and drenched you on your way to work this morning
    Yep, that's the kind of thing Audi drivers are known for in the cycling fraternity. Although Golf drivers are worse, but then they're just for people who can't afford Audis.

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  • Ticktock
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    Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
    I was thinking more to complete the twat using the cock.... Since it seems you are more of a twat...
    Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
    One that would make him feel more like a cock? Get a white Audi A4 all blinged up dude.
    Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?
    I guess someone drove an Audi through a puddle and drenched you on your way to work this morning and you didn't have any spare Huggies to change into.

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    He could actually just buy a different car instead of going through all this risky surgery.
    One that would make him feel more like a cock? Get a white Audi A4 all blinged up dude.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
    Look, neither of us are surgeons. That's for TickTock and the doctor to sort out.
    He could actually just buy a different car instead of going through all this risky surgery.

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
    But then you'd have a bit of a twat and an incomplete cock, and I'm not sure that they could then successfully breed. Best leave well enough alone.
    I was thinking more to complete the twat using the cock.... Since it seems you are more of a twat...

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  • Ticktock
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    Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
    that doesn't change the fact that they need a sex change opp.
    But then you'd have a bit of a twat and an incomplete cock, and I'm not sure that they could then successfully breed. Best leave well enough alone.

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    But wouldn't you want to ensure that the dimensions of the incomplete innies and bits of outies are still compatible?, Or rather, post op, the incomplete outies and bits of innies?
    Look, neither of us are surgeons. That's for TickTock and the doctor to sort out.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
    that doesn't change the fact that they need a sex change opp.
    But wouldn't you want to ensure that the dimensions of the incomplete innies and bits of outies are still compatible?, Or rather, post op, the incomplete outies and bits of innies?

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Although arguably an incomplete twat and a bit of a cock could still breed successfully.
    that doesn't change the fact that they need a sex change opp.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
    so your an incomplete twat and a bit of cock..... sounds like you need a sex change opp.
    Although arguably an incomplete twat and a bit of a cock could still breed successfully.

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
    Fair enough. I'm not a complete twat, I may be a bit of a cock.
    so your an incomplete twat and a bit of cock..... sounds like you need a sex change opp.

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  • Ticktock
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    Fair enough. I'm not a complete twat, I may be a bit of a cock.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
    WHS
    +1

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
    I'd say that not every driver who drives an Audi is a cock, but every cock does seem to drive an Audi
    WHS

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