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But then you'd have a bit of a twat and an incomplete cock, and I'm not sure that they could then successfully breed. Best leave well enough alone. -
I was thinking more to complete the twat using the cock.... Since it seems you are more of a twat...Originally posted by Ticktock View PostBut then you'd have a bit of a twat and an incomplete cock, and I'm not sure that they could then successfully breed. Best leave well enough alone.Comment
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He could actually just buy a different car instead of going through all this risky surgery.Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View PostLook, neither of us are surgeons. That's for TickTock and the doctor to sort out.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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One that would make him feel more like a cock? Get a white Audi A4 all blinged up dude.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHe could actually just buy a different car instead of going through all this risky surgery.Comment
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Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View PostI was thinking more to complete the twat using the cock.... Since it seems you are more of a twat...Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View PostOne that would make him feel more like a cock? Get a white Audi A4 all blinged up dude.
I guess someone drove an Audi through a puddle and drenched you on your way to work this morning and you didn't have any spare Huggies to change into.Comment
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Yep, that's the kind of thing Audi drivers are known for in the cycling fraternity. Although Golf drivers are worse, but then they're just for people who can't afford Audis.Originally posted by Ticktock View PostI guess someone drove an Audi through a puddle and drenched you on your way to work this morningAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Ticktock View PostWho pissed in your cornflakes this morning?
I guess someone drove an Audi through a puddle and drenched you on your way to work this morning and you didn't have any spare Huggies to change into.
Perhaps you didn't see the sarcasm in my words.Comment
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