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yeah, I noticed the gobbling anomaly also.Originally posted by wendigo100I thought she was gobbling you off.
mmm
So who is getting the blue veiner and exactly who is playing the pink oboe ??
cumon sasguru, tell all
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Every which way mate, every which way.Originally posted by wendigo100I thought she was gobbling you off.
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I thought she was gobbling you off.Originally posted by sasguruWell he's only got the PC upstairs for a couple of hours, while I bone his mum in the living room. Later she'll offer me some nice cake.
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Poor diddums. Slunk off with his tail between his legs cos he couldn't finish what he started.
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Oh dear (TM). Not too bright are you?Originally posted by Andywnever mind ! at least you have finally come out
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Conclusive proof that being gay is genetic.Originally posted by Andywbone my dad more like !

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Well he's only got the PC upstairs for a couple of hours, while I bone his mum in the living room. Later she'll offer me some nice cake.Originally posted by PondlifeI hate the school holidays. All those kids with nothing to do all day except annoy people.
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I hate the school holidays. All those kids with nothing to do all day except annoy people.
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