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Previously on "Day 98: Stuck in the airlock"
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My worst experience was when I got back to a hotel with the county darts team. We had been drinking from 12:00 to 18:00 and the half hour drive had left us a bit desperate to the toilets, we piled into the lift which went 1.5 floors and stopped. Worst 30mins of my life.
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Originally posted by greenlake View Post
I used to work at a place that had these. Used to take 10-15 minutes just to get in some mornings - especially if you timed your arrival to coincide with that of the bus.
Mindnumbing, tortuous experience.
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Originally posted by vetran View Postwtf? Unless you were naked in reception or forced to eat the other people in the lift that seems like an overeaction.
Wife & 3 kids got stuck in a lift for 30 mins at our eldest school, we just laughed it off. I just tell everyone it as the time she was actually late for an appointment.
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Originally posted by Clare@InTouch View PostIn fairness I think the gym itself caused the trauma, the door was just an excuse to never go back!
Friends. How to quit a gym membership. - YouTube
not a friends fan but made me laugh.
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Originally posted by vetran View Postwtf? Unless you were naked in reception or forced to eat the other people in the lift that seems like an overeaction.
Wife & 3 kids got stuck in a lift for 30 mins at our eldest school, we just laughed it off. I just tell everyone it as the time she was actually late for an appointment.
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Originally posted by Clare@InTouch View PostThat happened to me at Pure Gym once. Traumatised me so much I couldn't go back.
Wife & 3 kids got stuck in a lift for 30 mins at our eldest school, we just laughed it off. I just tell everyone it as the time she was actually late for an appointment.
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That happened to me at Pure Gym once. Traumatised me so much I couldn't go back.
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Originally posted by zoco View PostSwipes security card.
Green light.
Outer door opens.
Enters pod.
Outer door closes.
Waits for inner door to open.....
Waits for inner door to open....
20 minutes of standing looking like a cryogenically frozen extra.
At least I didn't drop me guts this time though (seurity settings)
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Day 98: Stuck in the airlock
Swipes security card.
Green light.
Outer door opens.
Enters pod.
Outer door closes.
Waits for inner door to open.....
Waits for inner door to open....
20 minutes of standing looking like a cryogenically frozen extra.
At least I didn't drop me guts this time though (seurity settings)Tags: None
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