Coming over here and dodging our knives

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Mich the Tester replied

23 January 2014, 14:44
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Yes it was actually being able to stand in front of the board and the thrower still being able to see it.

Him not throwing up was a bonus.

You also wouldn't want him to have a drop in testosterone production due to confrontation with hideous fat lump while training, because that can lead to depression in men, and depression + knives is not a nice equation.
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vetran replied

23 January 2014, 14:40
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You mean 'ability to stand still with your mouth shut and avoiding irritating your colleagues while not taking up too much space'. You're probably right there.

Yes it was actually being able to stand in front of the board and the thrower still being able to see it.

Him not throwing up was a bonus.
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Mich the Tester replied

23 January 2014, 14:35
Originally posted by vetran View Post

I think 'White Dee' probably hasn't got the qualifications.

You mean 'ability to stand still with your mouth shut and avoiding irritating your colleagues while not taking up too much space'. You're probably right there.
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Mich the Tester replied

23 January 2014, 14:34
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Mich - assessment please?

Good thighs and hips, polishes up quite well with some make-up. Yeah, why not?
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vetran started a topic Coming over here and dodging our knives

23 January 2014, 14:31
Coming over here and dodging our knives

Romanian came to Britain to take a job no one REALLY wants as a knife-thrower's assistant | Mail Online

Mich - assessment please?

The Romanian woman who came to Britain to take the one job here nobody REALLY wanted... as a knife-thrower's assistant
Dumitrita Tudorache, 27, came to UK so she could join London circus
Stays perfectly still as burning knives are flung at targets near her face

well this is one job I'm not too interested in, I think 'White Dee' probably hasn't got the qualifications.
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