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Previously on "Mujibar was trying to get a job in India"

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  • DimPrawn
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    You should be beheaded.

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  • Pondlife
    started a topic Mujibar was trying to get a job in India

    Mujibar was trying to get a job in India

    Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.


    The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
    except one. Unless you pass, it you cannot qualify for this job.

    "Mujibar said, "I am ready."

    The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and
    Green."

    "Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready.

    "The manager said, "Go ahead."

    "Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
    and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

    Mujibar now works as a technician at a call centre for computer problems.
    No doubt you have spoken to him.
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