Pussy Licking

[northernladuk]

you take a monkey, (or my grandkids). You have to beat the bastids with a broom handle to get them in the shower, or tidy their room up

and a cat just makes you do it

[northernladuk]

If men could lick their own bits the missus would be out of a job.

[SimonMac]

Damn, I thought this thread was about cunnilingus.

I doth venture South on Mrs Stek occasionally, whether it's her Birthday or not...

Really? Even though you know where shes been?

[EternalOptimist]

Damn, I thought this thread was about cunnilingus.

I doth venture South on Mrs Stek occasionally, whether it's her Birthday or not...

sorry stek

My original tile was going to be

'my cats cleaning himself'


but I thought that might be a bit ambiguous

[stek]

Damn, I thought this thread was about cunnilingus.

I doth venture South on Mrs Stek occasionally, whether it's her Birthday or not...

[EternalOptimist]

Try putting empty smarty tubes on his legs. Instant Robocat.

smarty pants ? smarty pants

[EternalOptimist]

Don'y you wish you could do that? If you tie the paws together you might be able to do it without getting your eyes clawed out.

boom tish

[suityou01]

Try putting empty smarty tubes on his legs. Instant Robocat.

[BrilloPad]

now he wakes up and starts to clean himself. top to toe, including his nuts and bum.

Don'y you wish you could do that? If you tie the paws together you might be able to do it without getting your eyes clawed out.

[EternalOptimist]

Sitting here looking at my cat.

He has been asleep for a few hours on Mrs EO 'star trek' swivel chair

now he wakes up and starts to clean himself. top to toe, including his nuts and bum.
No one told him to do it. No one is fussed if he doesnt, he just does it.

you take a monkey, (or my grandkids). You have to beat the bastids with a broom handle to get them in the shower, or tidy their room up