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Previously on "Category 9 hangover"

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  • doodab
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    When layered in a glass this is known as a B52, a popular shooter with hen parties and such like.

    Just be glad you didn't top it with whipped cream or we'd be laughing that you went back to your mate's house for a blowjob.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Can't MTFU as this is a category 9. Schoolboy error lads.
    WHS - Mixing all those liqueurs - tut tut

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    how can she make eye contact if you only stare at her Norks?



    whoooooshh

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Didn't make eye contact once
    how can she make eye contact if you only stare at her Norks?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Jebus!!! Which end did that all come out of!?!??!
    Better to ask which end did it not come out of?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Jebus!!! Which end did that all come out of!?!??!
    Both simultaneously.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Now we know why you need to redo your bathroom...

    Jebus!!! Which end did that all come out of!?!??!

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  • darmstadt
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    Now we know why you need to redo your bathroom...

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    And I'm still feckin hanging.
    You need a very cold pint of lager top, young man.

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  • suityou01
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    And I'm still feckin hanging.

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  • Unix
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    FFS the 90s called. They want their passé drinking to excess behaviour back
    And drinking to excess in girly drinks is just
    So the 90's was the only decade that people drank to excess? I pretty sure it has always happened and always will.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    FFS the 90s called. They want their passé drinking to excess behaviour back
    And drinking to excess in girly drinks is just
    Not if you do it properly. At least in the 70s chaps like Mr Hunt and Mr Sheene drank to excess and shagged like rabbits every night and then won races by day without a moment's whining. We are living in the era of the big girl's blouse.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Mmmmmm, MF and SAS both mince in at the same time. Mmmmmmmm. Inneresting.
    The only mincer on this forum is you.

    HTH, BIDI.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    FFS the 90s called. They want their passé drinking to excess behaviour back
    And drinking to excess in girly drinks is just
    Mmmmmm, MF and SAS both mince in at the same time. Mmmmmmmm. Inneresting.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    It was the penultimate gin and tonic and final pink champagne that pushed him over the edge. Good job those lads at the pool table didn't see him.
    Hi MF

    What time is there? About 14:35?

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