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BigRed replied

7 January 2014, 23:51
Who's this Olive?
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CheeseSlice replied

7 January 2014, 21:34
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Nothing wrong with me. Just done a day's graft, then SY02 informs me there's quite a bad leaking pipe in the bathroom. So I gets out my big wrench and fixes it. Replaces a section of pipe, cut off the olive, fitted a new compression joint.

Good job!
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d000hg replied

7 January 2014, 21:21
I wish I could say I planned that one.

Come on, this one's easy...
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BrilloPad replied

7 January 2014, 21:20
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

She isn't saying "... your big tool" she's saying "... you big tool". HTH

Is this the difference between composition and inheritance?
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d000hg replied

7 January 2014, 21:19
She isn't saying "... your big tool" she's saying "... you big tool". HTH
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BrilloPad replied

7 January 2014, 21:08
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

**** you. He's well hard

No wonder he has so many kids.
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suityou01 replied

7 January 2014, 20:59
Originally posted by Damon View Post

And the sig build begins.....

Be off with you ye young scamp.
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Damon replied

7 January 2014, 20:56
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Ah, the final compliment. MF admiration. <preen>

And the sig build begins.....
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suityou01 replied

7 January 2014, 20:54
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

**** you. He's well hard, you'd better watch it you skinny ****.

Ah, the final compliment. MF admiration. <preen>
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MarillionFan replied

7 January 2014, 20:47
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Missed the toilet again did you?

Or maybe the leak was due to your bed wetting?

**** you. He's well hard, you'd better watch it you skinny ****.
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BrilloPad replied

7 January 2014, 20:45
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Nothing wrong with me. Just done a day's graft, then SY02 informs me there's quite a bad leaking pipe in the bathroom.

Missed the toilet again did you?

Or maybe the leak was due to your bed wetting?
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fullyautomatix replied

7 January 2014, 20:41
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Nothing wrong with me. Just done a day's graft, then SY02 informs me there's quite a bad leaking pipe in the bathroom. So I gets out my big wrench and fixes it. Replaces a section of pipe, cut off the olive, fitted a new compression joint.

SY02 was very complimentary of me big wrench.

Now going to service the boiler.

Life is good.

Hope you get rewarded with a BJ at least.
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suityou01 replied

7 January 2014, 20:37
Actually not as much of me these days since taking up kettle bells. Weight dropping off.
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darmstadt replied

7 January 2014, 20:35
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Now going to service the boiler.

Life is good.

Go for it my son...
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aoxomoxoa replied

7 January 2014, 20:33
Don't forget to bleed the radiators while you're at it.
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