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Previously on "I used to go out with this bird, right"

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  • Bacchus
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    What's the point in that?
    You've got to take the rough with the smooth

    At least you get your dog

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  • amcdonald
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    Did she run off with the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu ?

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  • tarbera
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    I also hear

    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I used to go out with this bird
    over 8 years like. very nice, very nice indeed

    but..

    she used to live her life by country songs. I sh!t you not


    if something happened, there would by a Tammy Wynette song for the occasion. or Dolly Parton or celine whatsherface

    bit weird really. entertaining though, on a wet evening when I came home from my 9 to 5


    damn. I caught it
    When you were away on business she liked a bit of 'backstreet boys'

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Ya know, if you play a country record backwards the truck is fixed, the dog lives and the wife comes back
    What's the point in that?

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  • SimonMac
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    Ya know, if you play a country record backwards the truck is fixed, the dog lives and the wife comes back

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Intelligent folk don't get bored EO. At least that's why my ole dear used to say. Not sure why she kept calling me EO though.
    very good

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    bored

    bored

    bored


    im bored
    Intelligent folk don't get bored EO. At least that's why my ole dear used to say. Not sure why she kept calling me EO though.

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  • original PM
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    I'll join in this one - I am bored to....

    but a good pun all the same...

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    You having a Walter Bishop moment?

    bored

    bored

    bored


    im bored

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  • tarbera
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    Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

    Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love

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  • northernladuk
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    You having a Walter Bishop moment?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post


    lonely....


    nooooo stoppit

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  • SimonMac
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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic I used to go out with this bird, right

    I used to go out with this bird, right

    I used to go out with this bird
    over 8 years like. very nice, very nice indeed

    but..

    she used to live her life by country songs. I sh!t you not


    if something happened, there would by a Tammy Wynette song for the occasion. or Dolly Parton or celine whatsherface

    bit weird really. entertaining though, on a wet evening when I came home from my 9 to 5


    damn. I caught it

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