Reply to: Advice needed - Hog-Roast

[CheeseSlice]

Me and SimonMac are currently roasting MFs missus, but when we catch sight of each other we keep going flacid. Please help.

According to Urban dictionary there is a 'code of the spitroast', which perhaps you are not following.

The spitroast has special rules which must be abided by, ie. the code of the spitroast.
1. No crossing swords.
2. When eye contact is made a high five must be given.
3. (Redacted, but effectively says you have to pre-determine who goes in front and who is at the rear before commencing.)

HTH

[JoJoGabor]

I know a guy who is one of those tough outdoor survival type guys who can kill and cook anything and he did a double hog roast on a bonfire at a friends wedding. It took him 12 hours, mostly tending to the pigs and fire. I think I spoke to him for about 30secs over the entire day. Are you trying to avoid the wedding completely?

[vetran]

Suity & Spit roast in the same sentence. I'm turning vegetarian

[suityou01]

You may laugh but all I'm thinking of is

We know, you're more into "well aged beef".

[norrahe]

You may laugh but all I'm thinking of is

[hyperD]

I dress to the left, and am hung like a baby's arm clenching a walnut.

[suityou01]

Spitroast advice

Me and SimonMac are currently roasting MFs missus, but when we catch sight of each other we keep going flacid. Please help.

[MarillionFan]

I dress to the left, and am hung like a Liliputians baby's arm clenching a walnut.

Ftfy chipolata boy.

[suityou01]

Son #1 is a welder. He recently assisted with a custom-made buffalo spit roast.

Can you send through your dimensions, suity?

I dress to the left, and am hung like a baby's arm clenching a walnut.

[mudskipper]

Son #1 is a welder. He recently assisted with a custom-made buffalo spit roast.

Can you send through your dimensions, suity?

[suityou01]

Wot, on the spit?

I'm safe. There's no hog roasting equipment sturdy enough for a suity.

[ctdctd]

Bagsy first place.

Wot, on the spit?

[suityou01]

Well you can practice on us lot first, CUK pig feast mkII ( EO stylee) anyone????

Bagsy first place.

[norrahe]

Now you start to understand. I will teach you leadership

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Well you can practice on us lot first, CUK pig feast mkII ( EO stylee) anyone????

[EternalOptimist]

No doubt EO will cook it in the traditional scouse manner. Ie. Steal a car from Bootle, nick a piggy from a local farm stick it in the boot and set fire to the care. Voilere, roasted pig Scouse style.

Now you start to understand. I will teach you leadership

follow me boys! I am bullet proof