To whom it may concern

[vetran]

Indeed it might actually have been vaguely funny. Now I have just made myaself look a right fool - again.

Don't worry BP I assumed you were supplying him with a cocktail stick to make the hole.

[vetran]

Pineapple rings would work better.

Actually I was thinking Cheerios for him, two should do it

[DirtyDog]

You can achieve the same effect by switching off PMs.

Or ignoring someone - if they send you a PM, you don't get it.

Unfortunately, there are certain people that you can't ignore on CUK.

[northernladyuk]

Pineapple rings would work better.

Or make a cheese and pineapple stick display.

[BrilloPad]

Pineapple rings would work better.

Indeed it might actually have been vaguely funny. Now I have just made myaself look a right fool - again.

[mudskipper]

You can achieve the same effect by switching off PMs.

Anyways - why not just start a thread saying something like "PM FAO sasguru" "dear sasguru. I can meet you at 8pm tonight as my husband is popping out. please bring the toys. I would walk a thousand miles just to eat pineapple slices off your willy. actually pineapple slice should cover it."

Pineapple rings would work better.

[BrilloPad]

You can achieve the same effect by switching off PMs.

Anyways - why not just start a thread saying something like "PM FAO sasguru" "dear sasguru. I can meet you at 8pm tonight as my husband is popping out. please bring the toys. I would walk a thousand miles just to eat pineapple slices off your willy. actually pineapple slice should cover it."

[northernladyuk]

If your mailbox gets full, you can no longer receive PMs.

HTH

But will there be room to put the chutney spoon back in?

[mudskipper]

If your mailbox gets full, you can no longer receive PMs.

HTH