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Previously on "Things that make you cringe by just thinking of it"

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Had a conversation with the missus earlier that consisted of telling a story which in short finished with

    'Stepping on a needle 'eye' first'.

    The sheer thought of what that entailed made us shudder.

    Using only three words, describe what makes you cringe. I'll start with,

    Stepping on Needle
    I have done this with a nail years ago when running through a field. Plank of wood with nails in was lying nails pointing up in the grass. Through my trainers and into my foot, was pretty uncomfortable.

    Also,

    What war chest?

    Deeply scratched cornea (had this from a branch the day before my wedding)

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  • Halo Jones
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    I dropped my D4

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
    When you find out there isn't a plan. Half way through project.
    On the current project we first saw a plan 3 weeks after the original go live date...

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  • original PM
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    Knob cheese grater.

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  • CheeseSlice
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    new project plan
    When you find out there isn't a plan. Half way through project.

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  • eek
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    new project plan

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Had a conversation with the missus earlier that consisted of telling a story which in short finished with

    'Stepping on a needle 'eye' first'.

    The sheer thought of what that entailed made us shudder.

    Using only three words, describe what makes you cringe. I'll start with,

    Stepping on Needle
    I' did that. Bloody thing broke off in my foot too.

    Cringe - doing it again

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    This ^



    Love the tagline, I'm sure they meant something different

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Cringeworthy is bad banjo playing / duelling banjos.

    This ^

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    BrilloPad
    Nah. The one thing that's make women all over the world shudder.

    'Married to Brillopad'

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Spurs recent form

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    I hear banjos....
    Oi, I'll have you know that a banjo is a very versatile instrument in the right hands (tenor that is not the G variant - bluegrass etc).

    Cos of playing a banjo I became a pro musician and it got me into IT contracting. The first part of the story was posted some time ago and I'll post part two soon.

    Cringeworthy is bad banjo playing / duelling banjos.

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  • doodab
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    Spurs recent form

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  • MyUserName
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    Creationist scientists claim ...

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  • suityou01
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    BrilloPad

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