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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by Alias View Post
    <cough>

    KUATB

    </cough>
    Only if you read Light Relief...

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  • aardvark
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    <schoolboy>

    Snigger, his belt says ANL, that's like 'anal'

    </schoolboy>
    Indeed. It used to be white chocolate.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    FTFY
    <schoolboy>

    Snigger, his belt says ANL, that's like 'anal'

    </schoolboy>

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  • Alias
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    FTFY
    <cough>

    KUATB

    </cough>

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post


    ftfy
    FTFY

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I'd move to Germany in a heartbeat. And I can't speak the lingo (that well, I must sound like an English Borat to them).
    They'd track you down. They always do.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Best purchase was the chocolate tools - very convincing and a good stocking filler


    ftfy

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  • suityou01
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    I'd move to Germany in a heartbeat. And I can't speak the lingo (that well, I must sound like an English Borat to them).

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  • mudskipper
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    Cheers to all who offered advice on stuff to do and see.

    Had a really good weekend - made it to the Fishmarket on Sunday morning, although as daughter had a face on (probably due to being parted with her duvet at such an ungodly hour), we didn't stay too long.

    Best purchase was the chocolate tools - very convincing and a good stocking filler, although bought plenty of other tat too, and quaffed a fair few mugs of gluhwein.



    Liked Hamburg - don't know how much like the rest of Germany it is, but felt like somewhere that I could quite happily live (if I could speak the lingo...)
    Last edited by mudskipper; 11 December 2013, 20:30.

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  • mudskipper
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    Or tell a taxi your hotel is in Einbahnstrasse...

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  • stek
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    Dont do what I did - remarked about so many S-Bahn or U-Bahn trains going to this place called 'Kurzzug' - a lot of trains go there....

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

    Quote Originally Posted by norrahe View Post
    Stop your whining. Bloody Brits abroad


    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1852582
    FTFY

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Stop your whining. Bloody Brits abroad
    Ftfy

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Bring yer own bleedin' tea bags or stick to coffee which is often better for the short period that you are away.
    Don't be so damn sensible

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Anyone know where you can procure a decent cup of tea in Hamburg? With proper milk? Even the hotel supplies are Rooibos which I don't like. I may have to bring forward my flight home if this situation can't be resolved.
    Bring yer own bleedin' tea bags or stick to coffee which is often better for the short period that you are away.

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