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    #31
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Best purchase was the chocolate tools - very convincing and a good stocking filler


    ftfy

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      #32
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      I'd move to Germany in a heartbeat. And I can't speak the lingo (that well, I must sound like an English Borat to them).
      They'd track you down. They always do.

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        #33
        Originally posted by barrydidit View Post


        ftfy
        FTFY
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #34
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          FTFY
          <cough>

          KUATB

          </cough>
          Join IPSE

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            #35
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            FTFY
            <schoolboy>

            Snigger, his belt says ANL, that's like 'anal'

            </schoolboy>

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              #36
              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              <schoolboy>

              Snigger, his belt says ANL, that's like 'anal'

              </schoolboy>
              Indeed. It used to be white chocolate.

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                #37
                Originally posted by Alias View Post
                <cough>

                KUATB

                </cough>
                Only if you read Light Relief...
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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