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Previously on "Oh shut up Balls"
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I guess his opprobrium would make for good comedy, were it not so predictable.
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I'd take the Tories over Labour or the Lib Dems, but that isn't saying much.
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Oh well then the 'yes vote' will be in the bag.Originally posted by Zero Liability View PostThe Tories would still be pulling all the strings then, but who knows, maybe.
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The Tories would still be pulling all the strings then, but who knows, maybe.Originally posted by scooterscot View Postwe'll be having Tory / UKIP coalition next time?
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So is it safe to say
we'll be having Tory / UKIP coalition next time?
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The torys tried there best to put Balls off and he ended up red faced and all over the place. Pretty low move given their status and what they are representing. Labour will never win with the Ed's on the front bench, they need a clear out.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI don't have the energy to listen to your whinging, passive-aggressive blitherings. I have no idea if what you say is of merit because I can't bear to listen to your voice.
I don't have the energy to listen to your whinging, passive-aggressive blitherings. I have no idea if what you say is of merit because I can't bear to listen to your voice.
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By inviting children to come into his tent and see his wondrous testes?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou have talking testes?
You could earn a fortune at the fairground.
He would certainly earn something!
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