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  • CheeseSlice
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    Last month saw the release of a Twitter-connected bra, that tweeted every time it was unhooked to encourage women to self-examine their breasts.
    That kind of confirms that it was created by some perverts who got bored of waiting to see some flesh through the curtains with their binoculars.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by centurian View Post
    You'd think they would have better things to do... Maybe MS isn't the dullest of the big tech corporates after all.

    BBC News - Microsoft working on a smart bra to measure mood

    Now I wonder where the "Start" button is
    Ctrl-Alt-DDelete

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by centurian View Post
    You'd think they would have better things to do... Maybe MS isn't the dullest of the big tech corporates after all.

    BBC News - Microsoft working on a smart bra to measure mood

    Now I wonder where the "Start" button is
    Just above the I/O port.

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  • russell
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    I bet the whole project goes tits up.

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  • Bellona
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    It's probably the closest the research team ever get to boobs


    Last edited by Bellona; 4 December 2013, 10:08.

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  • CheeseSlice
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    Those good old boys down at R&D.

    Keep up the good work lads

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Do you get blue nipples of death if it crashes

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  • Pondlife
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    Will you be able to use swipe gestures to make things bigger or smaller?

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  • centurian
    started a topic Microsoft bra !

    Microsoft bra !

    You'd think they would have better things to do... Maybe MS isn't the dullest of the big tech corporates after all.

    BBC News - Microsoft working on a smart bra to measure mood

    Now I wonder where the "Start" button is

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