Reply to: Interview Nerves

[cojak]

Il y a un bouchon dans l'evier

Obviously you want me to take an interest in French as well...

[Freaki Li Cuatre]

Do you really want me to take a greater interest in Italian?

Il y a un bouchon dans l'evier

[cojak]

Oh dear. Bit of a cllimbdown from your earlier comment eh Cojey?

Italian not your strongest suit lol!

As a mod I want to keep all types in if I think they're genuine.

Do you really want me to take a greater interest in Italian?

[Freaki Li Cuatre]

Benvenuti Senore

Ya sockie!

Va' fa' un culo

Siete uno stronzo!

[Scruff]

Benvenuti Senore

Ya sockie!

Va' fa' un culo

[CheeseSlice]

Then theres tge airlock on the way out - a final bit of torture. I guffed in there SO I PITY THE nexg entrant lol.

You are Zoco and I claim my £5

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...66-igufft.html

[RedSauce]

Who is it?

[original PM]

Oh dear. Bit of a cllimbdown from your earlier comment eh Cojey?

Italian not your strongest suit lol!

that's mighty thin ice you are on there bud!

[russell]

Surely you've seen enough sockies to spot this one a mile off? Maybe you need a break from modding, here I'll take over for you.

[Freaki Li Cuatre]

Ah, I noticed the guffing bit.

My bad.

Oh dear. Bit of a cllimbdown from your earlier comment eh Cojey?

Italian not your strongest suit lol!

[cojak]

That's not to say that he'll make any more than that.

Ah, I noticed the guffing bit.

My bad.

[cojak]

His last incarnation made 35.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1668462

That's not to say that he'll make any more than that.

[mudskipper]

12

His last incarnation made 35.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1668462

[MarillionFan]

I agree. Interview nerves are a bugger. I find choking down the pole before an interview settles my nerves and that my partner is happy to be seen with me in public as long as I wear a paper bag and sit at the next table. Welcome.

Old Greg

[RedSauce]

Does anyone else suffer?

The thing I worry most aboht is having clammy hands as I dont want to offer a wet wish of a handshake so I always have security a pocketful of talc.

My most recent interview was awful though. I was left waiting in a lobby for half an hour stewing in my own thoughts to the repetitive sound of <bing bong ! Good morning, clint co, how may I help you?>

And all the while Im sat the wrong side of security with the toilet door tantalisingly in front of me. Interview nerves always make me want to go to plop plops!

Then theres the lift. Ah the lift. Its not so much the fear of the lift falling its just that split second between the lift stopping and the doors ooening that has my heart in my mouth.

<bing bong ! Good morning, clint co, how may I help you?>

At least i live in a parth of the country where my boyfriend can offer me support. As a gay Asian man I cant tell you how important it is to me to be able to hold hands with my boyfriens at the bar while waiting for our drinks to arrive without having to worry about my ethnicity or my sexuality.

I didnt feel that Rotherham was the place for this though.

Then theres tge airlock on the way out - a final bit of torture. I guffed in there SO I PITY THE nexg entrant lol.

Do you get interview nerves?
<bing bong ! Good morning, clint co, how may I help you?>

The thing I would worry more about is spelling and grammar.