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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You camp up it so well Greg I'm beginning to get worried.
    Don't you worry, luvvie. You'll always be the Grubby Queen of CUK.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    That;s the one where you put up a full frontal of you nude in the mirror. She laughed, the rest of us gagged.
    Jeez, it's like watching an elderly knackered once powerful alpha lion, lashing out wildly, while the younger lions toss him about like an old wank sock.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    In other news, MP called MF a bedwetter and said one of my posts made her laugh.

    <I think MF is still a little sore>
    That;s the one where you put up a full frontal of you nude in the mirror. She laughed, the rest of us gagged.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Suity received a copy of the Joe Weider 'Ultimate Bodybuilding' and a jar of Protein powder. In less than 10 days, he has turned himself into a granite chiselled jaw Adonis & is looking to enter the Mr Universe competition next month. He also received a copy of The Art of War by Sun Tzu as well as a copy of the self help book, How I kicked my OCD & Became the Centre of the Universe by B Pad. After an initial wobble before Xmas, Suity is now back in Jersey where he led a hostile takeover of the client he was contracting at. He then fired the CIO, CEO, CTO, COO and CFO before making himself the CIEIEIO.

    You can watch him on Celebrity big brother tonight if you're missing him.
    In other news, MP called MF a bedwetter and said one of my posts made her laugh.

    <I think MF is still a little sore>

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    I hear you're fond of a warm protein drink yourself.
    You camp up it so well Greg I'm beginning to get worried.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Suity received a copy of the Joe Weider 'Ultimate Bodybuilding' and a jar of Protein powder. In less than 10 days, he has turned himself into a granite chiselled jaw Adonis & is looking to enter the Mr Universe competition next month. He also received a copy of The Art of War by Sun Tzu as well as a copy of the self help book, How I kicked my OCD & Became the Centre of the Universe by B Pad. After an initial wobble before Xmas, Suity is now back in Jersey where he led a hostile takeover of the client he was contracting at. He then fired the CIO, CEO, CTO, COO and CFO before making himself the CIEIEIO.

    You can watch him on Celebrity big brother tonight if you're missing him.
    I hear you're fond of a warm protein drink yourself.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Happy New Year everyone.

    Have been away and feel as if I've missed some episodes of my favourite telly series.

    What's the latest in suityland?
    Suity received a copy of the Joe Weider 'Ultimate Bodybuilding' and a jar of Protein powder. In less than 10 days, he has turned himself into a granite chiselled jaw Adonis & is looking to enter the Mr Universe competition next month. He also received a copy of The Art of War by Sun Tzu as well as a copy of the self help book, How I kicked my OCD & Became the Centre of the Universe by B Pad. After an initial wobble before Xmas, Suity is now back in Jersey where he led a hostile takeover of the client he was contracting at. He then fired the CIO, CEO, CTO, COO and CFO before making himself the CIEIEIO.

    You can watch him on Celebrity big brother tonight if you're missing him.

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  • Old Greg
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    Happy New Year everyone.

    Have been away and feel as if I've missed some episodes of my favourite telly series.

    What's the latest in suityland?

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  • RedSauce
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    And so it starts again...


    Link

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  • suityou01
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    No that's mudskipper. I'm at st Pancras .

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


    I had a sneaky test, and it looks like it worked.
    Having a beer now for you. BTW, are you the loud fücker the other side the bar?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by DirtyDog View Post
    Are you flying home on Friday 13th, Suity?

    With your fear of flying, don't you think that's a bit risky?
    I think it's the pilots and crew who are more scared. Suity is such a Jonah, when Jonah got swallowed he said to himself 'What a Suity'

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  • DirtyDog
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    Are you flying home on Friday 13th, Suity?

    With your fear of flying, don't you think that's a bit risky?

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  • suityou01
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    Now live.

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  • Ticktock
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


    I had a sneaky test, and it looks like it worked.
    Then run now, before they realise that it actually doesn't!

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