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Originally posted by PRC1964A* tripled if you bed all three sisters at the same time.
And spitroast them with huge strapons !
And throw in an anal fisting or two for good measures !
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A* tripled if you bed all three sisters at the same time.Originally posted by gingerjediFrom left to right A, A-,B+
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So can I expect a couple of A-Levels amongst my postal spam?Originally posted by PRC1964Surely that would mean that people would pass exams they hadn't even sat?
The results are out on 17 August, so I am reliably informed by the junior liaison officer at Whipsnade Park golf club. They have even re-arranged Junior Captain's Day so as not to clash with it.
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Surely that would mean that people would pass exams they hadn't even sat?Originally posted by hyperDPlus another 10% pass rate
All praise to St Tony and his edukashunull miracle.
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Plus another 10% pass rateOriginally posted by NumptycornerWhy not just cut and paste the replies from last year!
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Why not just cut and paste the replies from last year!
In my day a home economics O level would be worth a Phd in Nuclear Physics etc etc. ad infinitum.
Oh the joys of getting old.
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On a lighter note
It must be about time for the A-level and GCSE results to be published.
Anyone got any links to the kind of front page photos we may expect to see?
Edit: Found a good example.
Last edited by PRC1964; 10 August 2006, 10:09.Tags: None
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