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MarillionFan replied

19 November 2013, 08:33
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

He overdid the steroids. Made his willy shrivel - he ended up with an 'inny'.

Just like Old Greg according to Suity.
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mudskipper replied

19 November 2013, 05:52
Originally posted by alluvial View Post

No it was worse than that, when you took that uniform off, there was nothing there at all.

He overdid the steroids. Made his willy shrivel - he ended up with an 'inny'.
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greenlake replied

18 November 2013, 23:54
Originally posted by alluvial View Post

No it was worse than that, when you took that uniform off, there was nothing there at all.

On the plus side though.....
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alluvial replied

18 November 2013, 23:42
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

I thought you were one of the more modern Action Man dolls that didn't do that.

Action Man use to get stuck with Barbie or Sindy because not all little girls had Ken. Action Man had sealed on pants.

No it was worse than that, when you took that uniform off, there was nothing there at all.
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SueEllen replied

18 November 2013, 23:03
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

That's called booze

I thought you were one of the more modern Action Man dolls that didn't do that.

Action Man use to get stuck with Barbie or Sindy because not all little girls had Ken. Action Man had sealed on pants.
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SueEllen replied

18 November 2013, 23:00
Originally posted by vetran View Post

no just bought them a real meal!

The whole point of the barbie look is that they are starving and brainless. If you feed them they may be able to think....
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vetran replied

18 November 2013, 21:14
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

I guessed you burn all Barbies.

no just bought them a real meal!
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Cliphead replied

18 November 2013, 21:00
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Do you have the switch on the back of your head that makes your eyes swivel?

That's called booze
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Churchill replied

18 November 2013, 20:58
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Girls just wanna be plastic: Seventh “real-life doll” appears in Odessa,*Ukraine

^ Is weird

Barbie girl meets Anime Girl

^ Is bizarre

SFW (photos of models, not scantily clad, no inappropriate flesh, not the DM)

I think these are very odd and not at all attractive.

Mitch, would you?

The things that some girls will do for a shag! FFS!
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VectraMan replied

18 November 2013, 20:18
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Kinda got the action man look myself - scar and joints that don't quite look natural and clothing that takes 30 mins to put on.

Do you have the switch on the back of your head that makes your eyes swivel?
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greenlake replied

18 November 2013, 18:36
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Cliphead replied

18 November 2013, 18:20
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

How odd. Think I'll go for the cabbage patch kid look.

Kinda got the action man look myself - scar and joints that don't quite look natural and clothing that takes 30 mins to put on.
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mudskipper replied

18 November 2013, 18:04
How odd. Think I'll go for the cabbage patch kid look.
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SueEllen replied

18 November 2013, 17:07
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

I think the world definitely needs more eating disorders and pressure on impressionable young girls to try and look like this and feel like failures if they don't. Best that it get's ingrained at a young age as well...

I guessed you burn all Barbies.
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Jog On replied

18 November 2013, 17:04
I think the world definitely needs more eating disorders and pressure on impressionable young girls to try and look like this and feel like failures if they don't. Best that it get's ingrained at a young age as well...
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