Reply to: Shag At Uni

[vetran]

It works for me

don't like Banjos they make your hair fall out

[vetran]

I was thinking....why the hell is she screwing these guys for free when she can sign up to porn??

always on the lookout for plan B?

[original PM]

Of course, if you read the original press release it gets a bit duller:

"Elina claims to have slept with 16 different guys whilst at university..."

And the UK’s Horniest Student is… | Shag At Uni

Is that it......

Fook me times have changed - that was not a record back in my day - it was called a good term (for the girls - obviously reverse it for the guys)!

[MyUserName]

Gropies

The female kind of course

FTFY

[darmstadt]

It works for me

Yep, "Do you want to come back to mine and press the volume keys on my laptop?" doesn't quite have the same resonance...

[Cliphead]

So you're the originator: "So darling, like to come back to my place and pluck my banjo?"

It works for me

[darmstadt]

A banjo

So you're the originator: "So darling, like to come back to my place and pluck my banjo?"

[Cliphead]

Was it the reproductive organ?

A banjo

[MyUserName]

I started and left uni as a virgin

Then I learned to play an instrument

Was it the reproductive organ?

[MarillionFan]

Had her already. Next!

[Cliphead]

As long as it wasn't the pink oboe...

Groupies

The female kind of course

[hyperD]

I started and left uni as a virgin

Then I learned to play an instrument

As long as it wasn't the pink oboe...

[Cliphead]

I started and left uni as a virgin

Then I learned to play an instrument

[redgiant]

I used to get paid to browse for porn, I used to work for the company that produced MIMESweeper so we needed to test it's filters at release time.

During my first contract job was when I was in my sandwich year at uni working for a large education company I sat next to the office where there was a couple of guys browsing the net all day to add sites to the company's ISP blacklist. Felt sorry for them as they were monitored all the time and had a certain number of sites to get through a day.

[lilelvis2000]

I was thinking....why the hell is she screwing these guys for free when she can sign up to porn??