Laptop bag clutter

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Old Greg replied

8 November 2013, 17:05
Originally posted by doodab View Post

She gave you a Chinese burn of the scrotum?

It would certainly be less painful than carrying the 'satchel' around the area of East Leeds I had a contract in at the time.
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doodab replied

8 November 2013, 16:57
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I am nearly ready to discuss the purple man bag Mrs OG gave me for Christmas.

She gave you a Chinese burn of the scrotum?
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Old Greg replied

8 November 2013, 16:53
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

You need a manbag.

I am nearly ready to discuss the purple man bag Mrs OG gave me for Christmas.
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Paddy replied

8 November 2013, 16:27
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

I swear mine's worse than Mrs P's handbag.

Since I'm WFH with everything I 'need' to work on my desk I decided to empty the fecker.

3 pens and a mechanical pencil
2 sets of earphones (1 of which I wouldn't put anywhere near my ears now)
4 pack chewing gum, all part used
6 Usb sticks
ipod shuffle
ipod
2 ipod cables
iphone five connector
2 soft glasses covers
1 screen cloth
euro USB charger
micro usb cable
2 business cards - not mine
2 business cards - mine
2 lanyards
a visitors lunch pass from somewhere I no longer visit
an elastic band
microsd card reader
£1 + €1.65
and a shoelace FFS.

WTF is wrong with me!

How bad is yours?

3 x five pound notes
6 x ten pound notes
12 x twenty pound notes
20 casino chips
Half price massage card
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doodab replied

8 November 2013, 16:08
I have one of those crumpler neoprene sleeves. No room for loads of tulip in there.
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DirtyDog replied

8 November 2013, 16:02
I dread to think what lives in my various laptop bags.

Mainly out of date migraine tablets and some dextrosol. And empty migraine tablet packets.
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SueEllen replied

8 November 2013, 15:58
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

WTF is wrong with me!

You need a manbag.
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Pondlife replied

8 November 2013, 15:41
Found another pocket

2 Air France hand wipes and a cable to convert inline microphone & audio into the pink/green jacks.
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Old Greg replied

8 November 2013, 15:30
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

I swear mine's worse than Mrs P's handbag.

Since I'm WFH with everything I 'need' to work on my desk I decided to empty the fecker.

3 pens and a mechanical pencil
2 sets of earphones (1 of which I wouldn't put anywhere near my ears now)
4 pack chewing gum, all part used
6 Usb sticks
ipod shuffle
ipod
2 ipod cables
iphone five connector
2 soft glasses covers
1 screen cloth
euro USB charger
micro usb cable
2 business cards - not mine
2 business cards - mine
2 lanyards
a visitors lunch pass from somewhere I no longer visit
an elastic band
microsd card reader
£1 + €1.65
and a shoelace FFS.

WTF is wrong with me!

How bad is yours?

I find the loose change is usually enough to but me lunch on days when I forget my wallet. The pile of pink hair slides and bobbles can be embarrassing in a business meeting.
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Pondlife started a topic Laptop bag clutter

8 November 2013, 15:27
Laptop bag clutter

I swear mine's worse than Mrs P's handbag.

Since I'm WFH with everything I 'need' to work on my desk I decided to empty the fecker.

3 pens and a mechanical pencil
2 sets of earphones (1 of which I wouldn't put anywhere near my ears now)
4 pack chewing gum, all part used
6 Usb sticks
ipod shuffle
ipod
2 ipod cables
iphone five connector
2 soft glasses covers
1 screen cloth
euro USB charger
micro usb cable
2 business cards - not mine
2 business cards - mine
2 lanyards
a visitors lunch pass from somewhere I no longer visit
an elastic band
microsd card reader
£1 + €1.65
and a shoelace FFS.

WTF is wrong with me!

How bad is yours?
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