Reply to: Pool Rage

[Dallas]

Yes I did. I'm one of those people who stays fairly calm in a confrontation. It's afterwards I get angry and that was when he was in the shower with all his kit left out on the bench....

but now he will just think you fancy him?

[Mich the Tester]

I know you rugby boys are very keen on deep heat....

It's absolutely useless for anything other than practical jokes; it just heats up the skin and does nothing of any consequence for the underlying muscle tissue. Always good to keep a can in your bag though for dealing with violent chunts that need to be taught a lesson, or refs who have a fetish for the offside law but don't police the straight put-in at the scrum.

[wurzel]

Did you really stick his pants in the toilet?

that gave me a good old chuckle!

Yes I did. I'm one of those people who stays fairly calm in a confrontation. It's afterwards I get angry and that was when he was in the shower with all his kit left out on the bench....

[wurzel]

Suggestion for next time;

I know you rugby boys are very keen on deep heat....

[jmo21]

Did you really stick his pants in the toilet?

that gave me a good old chuckle!

[Mich the Tester]

I stuffed the little bastard's undies down the bog before I left - which also wasn't very nice but better than punching him in the face which is what I really wanted to do

Suggestion for next time;

[Wanderer]

stuffed the little bastard's undies down the bog before I left

You should have done a big skidmark in them and put them back.

[vetran]

It ain't that bad.

trust you!

[vetran]

Anyhow, I hung around until he went into the showers & made sure I stuffed the little bastard's undies down the bog before I left - which also wasn't very nice but better than punching him in the face which is what I really wanted to do

nicely done!

[amcdonald]

Po Rage

You've seen it here first....

[amcdonald]

Hotel pools are not the place for competitive swimming, they're never big enough

Rather than use something made for the purpose, they let rip on everyone using it

I've never had it that bad, but I've seen that sort thrashing around in hotel pools before

Try swimming in the last hour the pool is over, they are usually the ones to hit the pool after work using a monthly pass rather than people staying at the hotel so you normally get the pool free of the oiks

[Churchill]

Just piss in the water, knowing that homeopathic quantities of your wee will be in his hair for the rest of the day.

You're evil!

[SueEllen]

Just piss in the water, knowing that homeopathic quantities of your wee will be in his hair for the rest of the day.

[SueEllen]

I'm not going to click that link.

It ain't that bad.

[mudskipper]

peeandpoo.com

I'm not going to click that link.