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Previously on "Another bank, another idiot BA"

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


    Probably more than Doodab's exploding farmers did.
    Didn't hurt a bit.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    That must have hurt to admit!
    Probably more than Doodab's exploding farmers did.

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  • jmo21
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    My mate works at a bank in london as a BA, wonder if it is him?

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Everybody hurts. Sometimes.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    That must have hurt to admit!
    Everybody hurts. Sometimes.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    It's not often I say this, but WHS.

    That must have hurt to admit!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    I thought most contractors were BAs, or soon learn to be
    Bulltulip artists? They certainly do.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    So you are coming up short and looking foolish for it, you are having to do someone else's job for them while they still get paid, and you are opening up yourself for risk that when it all goes tits up the BA will just say well the code monkey didn't follow my spec.

    Yeah I bet you are laughing
    It's not often I say this, but WHS.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    Another confused individual.

    Complete lack of rigour. Doesn't understand the implications of his actions and inaction.

    Wears nice suits though.

    This is an industry joke.

    Now I have to cut this guy out. I've already started talking to the business directly. They know the BA doesn't fully understand the design. But things are moving forward because the business and I do.

    These BAs are parasites feeding off those that can deliver.

    Only met a handful of good BAs in my life.

    BAs - get out of town!
    So you are coming up short and looking foolish for it, you are having to do someone else's job for them while they still get paid, and you are opening up yourself for risk that when it all goes tits up the BA will just say well the code monkey didn't follow my spec.

    Yeah I bet you are laughing

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  • amcdonald
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    I thought most contractors were BAs, or soon learn to be

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    Only met a handful of good BAs in my life.
    WHS

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    Another confused individual.

    Complete lack of rigour. Doesn't understand the implications of his actions and inaction.

    Wears nice suits though.

    This is an industry joke.

    Now I have to cut this guy out. I've already started talking to the business directly. They know the BA doesn't fully understand the design. But things are moving forward because the business and I do.

    These BAs are parasites feeding off those that can deliver.

    Only met a handful of good BAs in my life.

    BAs - get out of town!
    At least suity's smartened up his appearance.

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  • aussielong
    started a topic Another bank, another idiot BA

    Another bank, another idiot BA

    Another confused individual.

    Complete lack of rigour. Doesn't understand the implications of his actions and inaction.

    Wears nice suits though.

    This is an industry joke.

    Now I have to cut this guy out. I've already started talking to the business directly. They know the BA doesn't fully understand the design. But things are moving forward because the business and I do.

    These BAs are parasites feeding off those that can deliver.

    Only met a handful of good BAs in my life.

    BAs - get out of town!

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