Will there be teams of council workers (well, illegals to save money), performing DNA tests on the crumpled Ikea box to match which individual needs to be taxed?#
Will the National Identity Card (that will save us from terrorism -
) contain a dna code that can be swiped to fine us on the spot each time we do something like throw away a tissue, that could have been recycled as currency in Uganda?


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