Looks as if some of you may finally be getting some action

[Paddy]

I'm writing the book but no end in sight...

I thought of writing a book about an Antarctic expedition adventure called "What Ever Happened to Dick."

[Old Greg]

There's a slim and incredibly attractive 30 something woman at client co sitting opposite, that I reckon fantasises about sex with an old, ugly but highly competent C# programmer.

Something for the weekend, Sir?

C# - For Dummies

[DimPrawn]

There's a slim and incredibly attractive 30 something woman at client co sitting opposite, that I reckon fantasises about sex with an old, ugly but highly competent C# programmer.

[Cliphead]

I'm writing the book but no end in sight...

[evilagent]

Reminds me of that joke....

A woman says to an obese man, "If that stomach were on a woman, she'd be pregnant.".
He replies "It was. She is."

[xoggoth]

Damn it, I'm old but not obese. I will have to go out and buy lots of doughnuts.

[OwlHoot]

I fantasise about group sex with old, obese men | Life and style | The Guardian

I'm guessing the lady in the main pic isn't the person who send the letter.

[Old Greg]

Best comment:

Outside every thin woman is a fat man waiting to get in.

[SimonMac]

I fantasise about group sex with old, obese men | Life and style | The Guardian

Are you offering?

[DodgyAgent]

I fantasise about group sex with old, obese men | Life and style | The Guardian

[Old Greg]

I fantasise about group sex with old, obese men | Life and style | The Guardian