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I'd quite like to see Boris as PM. Not for his leadership skills or sound economic policies, but for the look of sheer bewilderment on the faces of Obama, Merkal et al when he rocks up for the G8/G20 meetings.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostBoris is mental.
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Boris is cool.Originally posted by doodab View PostI now have an addicted 6 year old who thinks Boris Johnson is cool and wants to know what a work shy peasant is. Apparently "mummy" was the wrong answer.
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I now have an addicted 6 year old who thinks Boris Johnson is cool and wants to know what a work shy peasant is. Apparently "mummy" was the wrong answer.
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Only a junior minister I am afraidOriginally posted by vetran View PostExcellent, I can see Dodgy becoming PM.
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I thought is more likely based on Rogue Trader!Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostI think they're making a film on Labours time on power, its loosely based on Brewster's Millions
Start with a healthy balance of billions and one reckless chunt blows it all, puts everyone out of work thinking he knows what he is doing?
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I think they're making a film on Labours time on power, its loosely based on Brewster's MillionsOriginally posted by vetran View PostExcellent, I can see Dodgy becoming PM.
indeed we need "In the Red" or Red Invaders with Ed(twit), BallsUp & Mandleslime.
Tax till businesses close.
Borrow till the Pips squeak.
Fake dodgy dossiers.
Invade oil rich countries.
pop hospitals on credit cards.
Search parties for cheap labour
End by writing notes saying : we spent all the cash, we have no idea who is in the country and why are all the big businesses paying no tax?
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Excellent, I can see Dodgy becoming PM.
indeed we need "In the Red" or Red Invaders with Ed(twit), BallsUp & Mandleslime.
Tax till businesses close.
Borrow till the Pips squeak.
Fake dodgy dossiers.
Invade oil rich countries.
pop hospitals on credit cards.
Search parties for cheap labour
End by writing notes saying : we spent all the cash, we have no idea who is in the country and why are all the big businesses paying no tax?
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Finally!
An online game worth playing
Super Tory Boy
Unfortunately I think the creators meant it to be satire
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