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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostBoris is mental.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI now have an addicted 6 year old who thinks Boris Johnson is cool and wants to know what a work shy peasant is. Apparently "mummy" was the wrong answer.
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I now have an addicted 6 year old who thinks Boris Johnson is cool and wants to know what a work shy peasant is. Apparently "mummy" was the wrong answer.
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Originally posted by vetran View PostExcellent, I can see Dodgy becoming PM.
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostI think they're making a film on Labours time on power, its loosely based on Brewster's Millions
Start with a healthy balance of billions and one reckless chunt blows it all, puts everyone out of work thinking he knows what he is doing?
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Originally posted by vetran View PostExcellent, I can see Dodgy becoming PM.
indeed we need "In the Red" or Red Invaders with Ed(twit), BallsUp & Mandleslime.
Tax till businesses close.
Borrow till the Pips squeak.
Fake dodgy dossiers.
Invade oil rich countries.
pop hospitals on credit cards.
Search parties for cheap labour
End by writing notes saying : we spent all the cash, we have no idea who is in the country and why are all the big businesses paying no tax?
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Excellent, I can see Dodgy becoming PM.
indeed we need "In the Red" or Red Invaders with Ed(twit), BallsUp & Mandleslime.
Tax till businesses close.
Borrow till the Pips squeak.
Fake dodgy dossiers.
Invade oil rich countries.
pop hospitals on credit cards.
Search parties for cheap labour
End by writing notes saying : we spent all the cash, we have no idea who is in the country and why are all the big businesses paying no tax?
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Finally!
An online game worth playing
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