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vetran replied

10 October 2013, 07:53
Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post

That would be "You're round", the txtspk generation needs to be mutilated, shot and dissolved in an acid bath.

You never heard of Artistic license? Its permitted to stretch the rules of Grammar / speelling when constructing a joke, that is why PUNs are allowed.

relax its nearly the weekend.
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Old Greg replied

10 October 2013, 07:04
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Yes, I had to stop watching Sons of Anarchy because of that.

By immediate thought is always

Why don't I reach out and grab your throat and just squeeze and squeeze until God tells me that he is pleased with me.
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doodab replied

10 October 2013, 07:02
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

"Reach out to" instead of "contact".

Death is too good for them.

Yes, I had to stop watching Sons of Anarchy because of that.
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Old Greg replied

10 October 2013, 06:38
"Reach out to" instead of "contact".

Death is too good for them.
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TykeMerc replied

10 October 2013, 01:18
Originally posted by vetran View Post

you need a diet?

That would be "You're round", the txtspk generation needs to be mutilated, shot and dissolved in an acid bath.

The one I really, really despise is:- All that good stuff.
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Lockhouse replied

9 October 2013, 23:19
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

"I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay "

That's too bad.
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SimonMac replied

9 October 2013, 22:20
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

"I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay "

You a permie then?
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SueEllen replied

9 October 2013, 22:19
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Typical woman , always seeing pound signs!

"I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay "
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SimonMac replied

9 October 2013, 22:15
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

I don't get that I just see:

"££££ CREDIT" on my online bank account.

Typical woman , always seeing pound signs!
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SueEllen replied

9 October 2013, 22:14
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Invoice PAID

I don't get that I just see:

"££££ CREDIT" on my online bank account.
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EternalOptimist replied

9 October 2013, 22:00
Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post

Has anybody got a phrase that they actually do like?

irritating little sh!t tick
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vetran replied

9 October 2013, 21:56
Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post

Has anybody got a phrase that they actually do like?

Any hole's a goal!
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SimonMac replied

9 October 2013, 21:54
Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post

Has anybody got a phrase that they actually do like?

Invoice PAID
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vetran replied

9 October 2013, 21:40
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

You've got room to speak you fat bastard!

KUATB

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1822134
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amcdonald replied

9 October 2013, 21:31
Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post

Has anybody got a phrase that they actually do like?.

C0ck juggling thundercunt
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