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Previously on "IF NumParodies > 20 Then Call ThrowToysOutOfPram"

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Slag.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Well, maybe if you made me feel wanted. Or showed a bit of affection. When's the last time you said something nice about mudskipper? Hmmmmm?
    Thanks for the rep. Love ya...

    PS if MP was around I would be saying the same.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    What a surprise.

    Not tonight the day's got a y in it.
    Well, maybe if you made me feel wanted. Or showed a bit of affection. When's the last time you said something nice about mudskipper? Hmmmmm?

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I'll be asleep by then.
    What a surprise.

    Not tonight the day's got a y in it.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    Sigh. I better go and shave my legs. Back in a couple of hours.
    I'll be asleep by then.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    It's your turn on top.


    Sigh. I better go and shave my legs. Back in a couple of hours.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I nip off for a bowl of shreddies and come back to find you pimping me out?
    It's your turn on top.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Only if you give us both rep first. And after.
    I nip off for a bowl of shreddies and come back to find you pimping me out?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Can we watch?
    Only if you give us both rep first. And after.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Eek never reps anyone above him!
    I rep you, nluk and neg MF every chance I can...

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Did I just bump you up??
    Figuratively speaking.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    MaryPoppings does
    Did I just bump you up??

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Eek never reps anyone above him!
    MaryPoppings does

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    *cough*
    As requested

    No one bar pondlife, FiveTimes and Bless 'em all has repped me today (regardless of whether its +ve or -ve).

    I can continue to post names if they require confirmation.....
    Last edited by eek; 8 October 2013, 15:18.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Wear loose trousers later.
    And a pantyliner.

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