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  • eek
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    7. You have another sprog by the dustman.
    FTFY again because Mrs SY does the dirty on him...

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    7. You have another sprog by the milkman.
    ftfy

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Well, I didn't think so. I thought it sort of always went:

    1. SY gets new contract
    2. New contract goes downhill fast, and usually includes elements of you being ignored
    3. You escalate, then post on CUK on the situation so far
    4. You claim your escalations are being listened to by Very Important People [post normally includes a ]
    5. Nothing comes of your escalation, you moan a bit more [posts normally include lots of ]
    6. You react angrily when CUK posters rip you for the above [posts normally include lots of ]

    I think the reason I feel kind of Ok about ripping the crap out of you is cos you put it out there.

    7. You have another sprog.

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  • DirtyDog
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Well, I didn't think so. I thought it sort of always went:

    1. SY gets new contract
    2. New contract goes downhill fast, and usually includes elements of you being ignored
    3. You escalate, then post on CUK on the situation so far
    4. You claim your escalations are being listened to by Very Important People [post normally includes a ]
    5. Nothing comes of your escalation, you moan a bit more [posts normally include lots of ]
    6. You react angrily when CUK posters rip you for the above [posts normally include lots of ]

    I think the reason I feel kind of Ok about ripping the crap out of you is cos you put it out there.
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MaryPoppins again.

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  • SimonMac
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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    WSS, and we wouldn't have you any other way.
    Well, yeah. WSS. [Assuming you're saying that to SY!]

    Your threads are normally pretty entertaining, in a bizarre sort of way.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Well, I didn't think so. I thought it sort of always went:

    1. SY gets new contract
    2. New contract goes downhill fast, and usually includes elements of you being ignored
    3. You escalate, then post on CUK on the situation so far
    4. You claim your escalations are being listened to by Very Important People [post normally includes a ]
    5. Nothing comes of your escalation, you moan a bit more [posts normally include lots of ]
    6. You react angrily when CUK posters rip you for the above [posts normally include lots of ]

    I think the reason I feel kind of Ok about ripping the crap out of you is cos you put it out there.
    WSS, and we wouldn't have you any other way.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    As far as I'm aware, this is a massive change of script for me.
    Well, I didn't think so. I thought it sort of always went:

    1. SY gets new contract
    2. New contract goes downhill fast, and usually includes elements of you being ignored
    3. You escalate, then post on CUK on the situation so far
    4. You claim your escalations are being listened to by Very Important People [post normally includes a ]
    5. Nothing comes of your escalation, you moan a bit more [posts normally include lots of ]
    6. You react angrily when CUK posters rip you for the above [posts normally include lots of ]

    I think the reason I feel kind of Ok about ripping the crap out of you is cos you put it out there.

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  • aussielong
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    As far as I'm aware, this is a massive change of script for me. I thought I was the bedwetter that ran at the first sign of trouble.

    Perhaps you descended into the usual rut of 'kick suity' and it's you that should change the script, along with a whole host of others.
    So you agree that you have up to now been a bedwetter who runs at the first sign of trouble?

    That means that this contract could possibly be your first successful one, perhaps a sign of things to come? A corner has been turned?

    Or, if you do another runner, your entire contracting career has been a disaster.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Ftfy
    Are you confusing suity's face with your arse? I know he's no Brad Pitt, but he's not that bad.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Chin up suity - we want to kick it
    Ftfy

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    As far as I'm aware, this is a massive change of script for me. I thought I was the bedwetter that ran at the first sign of trouble.

    Perhaps you descended into the usual rut of 'kick suity' and it's you that should change the script, along with a whole host of others.
    Chin up suity - it's the weekend

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    Change the ruddy script Suiterino
    As far as I'm aware, this is a massive change of script for me. I thought I was the bedwetter that ran at the first sign of trouble.

    Perhaps you descended into the usual rut of 'kick suity' and it's you that should change the script, along with a whole host of others.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Those truck drivers still waking YOU up at 4am???
    If they were, you rotund tosspot, it would either be 4 o'clock in the morning or 4am. It wouldn't be 4am at night.


    PS. A phone call from a recruitment consultant isn't being headhunted.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Those truck drivers still waking YOU up at 4am???
    They need her to unlock the handcuffs....

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