Introducing Plan Z

[SueEllen]

Wonder how many people I can get to sign up. The contract is a mere 72 pages in length with the important bit in size 4 text on the bottom of page 65...

If it's an online contract where people have to print it off after they have agreed to it, then you don't need small print. You just don't use lots of white space as it makes it more readable.

[SimonMac]

Wonder how many people I can get to sign up. The contract is a mere 72 pages in length with the important bit in size 4 text on the bottom of page 65...

Still shorter that iTunes T&C's

[eek]

eek "take it and run" payroll* a risk free umbrella now most offshore schemes have been killed by HMRC.

* eek "take it and run" payroll is a specialist payroll agency that guarantees that you won't pay any tax**

**because we simply don't pay you the money we receive and the management spends it on themselves. As such we guarantee that you are 100% risk free from HMRC investigation....

Wonder how many people I can get to sign up. The contract is a mere 72 pages in length with the important bit in size 4 text on the bottom of page 65...