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Previously on "If you died tomorrow...."

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    ....what three words would close friends and family use to describe you?

    [Near death experience on M5 = MP in sombre mood]
    "Tell us more" (not a suggestion that I'm secretive, but I mean about your near accident).

    A pound to a pinch of pig sh*t says it involved a lorry driver careering across lanes in a desperate last minute bid to avoid being funnelled onto the M6 toll road

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    ruined by mf
    FTFY

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    He's late again
    WHS

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  • EternalOptimist
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    He's late again

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    FTFY.
    But it's worth it for the inevitable dissolving civil partnership threads in Accounting / Legal.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Ah. The new CM & CH. It's quite nauseating.
    FTFY.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    With no Irish or Neandathal.

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  • Old Greg
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    Our alibis corroborate.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Ah. The new CM & CH. It's quite cute.
    With no Irish or Neandathal.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    You should see the christmas pressie I saw and immediately bought because of that obsession.

    Its quality (so much quality I spent the equivalent of a pint of beer and bought it for you).
    Ah. The new CM & CH. It's quite cute.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    He was minted.
    We are minted!

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Rubber duck obsessed!
    You should see the christmas pressie I saw and immediately bought because of that obsession.

    Its quality (so much quality I spent the equivalent of a pint of beer and bought it for him).
    Last edited by eek; 27 September 2013, 07:50.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    That won't be yours, will it permy boy.
    He was minted.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    He kept invoicing.
    That won't be yours, will it permy boy.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    He kept invoicing.
    He went, permie.

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