Bah! Work threatens

[vetran]

let me help you SAS don't want you straining yourself.

Dear Boss.

I'm sorry I hadn't realised the penny chews now cost 2p I promise to charge the right price next week I know its the third time you have told me.
Again I apologise for popping my winky in the pick & mix but I can't help it every time I see a liquorice allsort I get so excited.

Please don't sack me from my work experience

Love & kisses
SASsy

that should do it.

[aussielong]

A sprinkling of emails this morning, morphed into a flurry and has now reached a crescendo. Sadly in this later stage my name has appeared in the frame - and it looks like a biggy.

I now have to compose rather a long email.

I may be gone some time. Have fun.

It took those with a clue, a bit of email to get to the bottom of it, but eventually they uncovered your work as the source of the problem?

You are the end of the email chain (as far as you know).

[bless 'em all]

Trying to be a cretin impersonator isn't a real job not even for SAS, bet he had to disappear to sign on

Nah, here's a still from the web-cam in his office.

[amcdonald]

Thanks for letting us know SAS. Sometimes it appears that on this forum its only you who is doing real work.

Trying to be a cretin impersonator isn't a real job not even for SAS, bet he had to disappear to sign on

[fullyautomatix]

Thanks for letting us know SAS. Sometimes it appears that on this forum its only you who is doing real work.

[TykeMerc]

I may be gone some time. Have fun.

Too much to hope that the Captain Oates text will be carried to it's logical conclusion, I'm sure the sad mong will be back and bullsh1tting in short order.

[sasguru]

A sprinkling of emails this morning, morphed into a flurry and has now reached a crescendo. Sadly in this later stage my name has appeared in the frame - and it looks like a biggy.

I now have to compose rather a long email.

I may be gone some time. Have fun.